The Moon Is Made Of Cheese But I Cant Taste It Chords & Lyrics - Bill Wurtz

[VERSE 1]
The [E/B]moon is made of [E]cheese, but I can't [E/B]taste [E]it
But I [E]like the way the [C#m]texture feels when I [E]lick the [F#m]surface
And the [E]rumors start to go around the world that I'm crazy

Cos I can't even taste cheese, but I guess they don't know me

[VERSE 2]
The [E/B]grass is always [E]green, but I just ch[E/B]anged it [E]
To rem[E]ind me of the [C#m]way it was when the w[E]orld was y[F#m]ounger
And the [E]TV's on the radio, and the telephone's on the stereo

And the leaves turn a colorful shade of T U R Q U O I S E

[VERSE 3]
And [E/B]the birds are made of t[E]rees, [I] think I've ex[E/B]plained this [E]
And they f[E]ly around on an [C#m]airplane in the busin[E]ess class [F#m]section
And the [G]ants crawl on the Earth's surface
And the t[D#m]urtles roll through the street
And the or[A#]chestra's playing s[B#]ymphonies for f[D]ree

And the church holds the key

[OUTRO]
The [E/B]moon is pretty c[E]heap