Being Around chords

[G]If I was in the f[G]ridge, would you [C]open the door? [C]
[G]If I was the [G]grass, would you [D]mow your lawn? [D]
[G]If I was your [G]body, would you still[C] wear clothes? [C]
[G]If I was a b[G]ooger, would you [D]blow your nose? [D]
Where would you [C]keep it? Would you [D]eat it?
I'm just [G]tryin to give myself a [Em]reason,[C] for [D]being [G]around

[G]

[G]If I was the f[G]ront porch swing would you [C]let me hang? [C]
[G]If I was the d[G]ance floor would you s[D]hake your thing? [D]
[G]If I was a [G]rubber check would you [C]let me bounce [C]
[G]Up and [G]down inside your [D]bank account? [D]
Would you [C]trust me, not to [D]break you?
I'm just [G]tryin really hard to [Em]make you, [C]notice me [D]being [G]around

[G]

[G]If I was a [G]haircut would you [C]wear a hat? [C]
[G]If I was a [G]maid, could I [D]clean your flat? [D]
[G]If I was the [G]carpet would you [C]wipe your feet [C]
[G]In time to [G]save me from mud[D] off the street?[D]
If you [C]like me, if you [D]love me
Why don't you [G]get down on your knees and [Em]scrub me?
I'm a little [C]grubby [D]from being a[G]round [Em]
I'm a little [C]grubby [D]from being a[G]round