Bartholomew Life Sucks chords

[INTRO]

[D#m] [B] [F#]

[D#m] [B] [F#]

[D#m]

[VERSE 1]
life [B]sucks, [F#]then you die [D#m]

life [B]nuts - [F#]in your eye

m[D#m]y friend bartholomew just f[B]ucking died last week

over[F#]dosed on heroin they found his body in the creek

i[D#m]n between these manics states and panic d[B]ays i barely speak

ca[F#]use insanity's an uphill climb and I am at the peak

i[D#m]nside my mind is an overflow, imma try to[B] explain but i hardly know

my[F#] left from my right these days, my mind is a high speed chase and [D#m]

[B]especially because bartholomew doesn't exis[F#]t

[D#m]damn

[B(hold)]and i'm sure that everybody who hears this is probably pi[F#]ssed... about it. [D#m]

[Chorus]

life [B]sucks, [F#]then you die [D#m]


life [B]nuts - [F#]in your eye

[Verse 2]

[D#m]my friend ted just killed a man last [B]year

and now he's running for p[F#]resident, goes to show you can't trust what you hear

had a couple [D#m]voters round the nation for a w[B]hile

til they realized that the [F#]zodiac was hidden in his smile

[D#m]my friend jonathan's a bum out in lo[B]s angeles

had a[F#m] job in marketing then he said he can't handle it

[D#m]he brought a gun to work and made some t[B]hreats he didn't mean

now e[F#]verytime a tv's on his face is on the screen, cause

[OUTRO]

[D#m]life sucks, t[B]hen you d[F#]ie.