Youre The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Chords & Lyrics - Conway Twitty

[VERSE 1]
C : [G]You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres.
L : [G]And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

[CHORUS]
[C]You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but [D]looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
but I [D]love you just the same.

[VERSE 2]
C : [G]You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.
L : [G]And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.

[CHORUS]
[C]You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but [D]looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
but I [D]love you just the same.

[BRIDGE]
[C]I guess that we won't ever have [G]everything we need,
‘cause [A]when we get "ahead", it's got [D]another mouth to feed.

L : A[G]nd that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.
C : A[G]nd that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.

[CHORUS]
[C]You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but [D]looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
but I [D]love you just the same.

[Conversation]

L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair
and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper.

L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through
today, I look like a movie star.

C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.

L : Thankyee.

C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway.

L : Oh they did, huh? What about’s the ones that's bald?

C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me…