Why Cant That Be Me chords

[VERSE 1]
I saw a g[C#m]irl with hips like [G#m]mine -
She was [A]proper online f[E]amous. [C#m] [G#m]
Why can't that be [A]me?
I saw a g[C#m]irl with hair like [G#m]mine -
Ten m[A]illion people lo[E]ved her. [C#m] [G#m]
Why can't that be [A]me?
I saw a g[C#m]irl not that br[G#m6]ight -
People l[A]isten when she spe[Esus4]aks;
She's got the w[C#m]orld, and here am [G#m6]I,
Wondering w[E]hy can't that [Aadd2]be... me?

[CHORUS 1]
[Aadd2] Everyone knows something that I don't,
[E] Everyone can see that I'm a joke,
[Aadd2] But underneath the joke there's me
[E] And I don't [Badd4]get it.
They [Aadd2]thought that I was crazy
To [G#m6]think someone could love me,
But [F#m7]then I moved to Sydney
[C#m] Dsus2+#4 [B7]
Became Mariel and Brice... kissed me.

[BRIDGE]
When they say,[F#m] "Fat,"[E] that's [Badd4]me.
When they say,[F#m] "Ugly,"[E] that's[Badd4] me, they mean me.
When they say,[F#m] "Weird, emb[E]arassing,
S[C#m]tupid Muriel [G#m6]Heslop -
[Am6]Useless piece of[Fmaj7/C] nothing!"
[Gsus4/D]Me... [G]

[CHORUS 2]
[F] Everyone knows something that I don't,
[C] Everyone can see that I'm a joke,
[F] But underneath the joke there's me...
[C] I don't [Gadd4]get it.
[Fadd2]Maybe I was crazy
To [Em6]think someone could love me,
But [Dm7]then I moved to Sydney,
Am Bbsus2+#4
Became Mariel and someone... kissed me.
[G7]Mariel...
Why can't that be [F/A]me? [Fmaj9/G] [F/A]