Whittilin Man chords

[Am] In the w[F]oods of N[E]orthern Michig[Am]an, he m[F]ade his h[E]ome
[Am] Didn't a[F]sk much fr[E]om the world, just w[Am]anted to b[F]e al[E]one
[Am] He got his f[F]irst real bl[E]ade at thirteen; t[Am]hat's when it [F]all beg[E]an
[Am] And soon the cr[F]eatures [E]of the forest c[Am]alled him &qu[F]ot;Whittl[E]in' Man" - yeah!

He wh[A]ittled all day and he wh[Esus4]ittled all night
He wh[C5]ittled, whittled, whittled everyth[G5]ing in sight
He wh[A]ittled on a stick and he wh[Esus4]ittled on his shoe
And if you c[C5]ome too close, gonna wh[G5]ittle you too

[D5] Keep a safe d[A#]istance if you c[D5]an
'Cause you're never s[A#]afe around Wh[C5]ittlin' Man

Had a stump to sit on; had some wood, had his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife(Such a beautiful wife!)
Whittled out four kids, a swimming pool and a big leer jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved By The Bell, when he whittled a T.V. set - yeah!

He'd whittle if its light, and he'd whittle if its dark
And if Noah was around, well he'd whittle him an ark
He'd whittle something new and he'd whittle something old
He'd whittle something hot and he'd whittle something rather chilly

Keep a safe distance if you can
'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man

Some say "Whittlin' Man's a genius", still others say "He's just dumb"
He whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers and his left thumb... Boy, is he dumb!
That won't stop him, no it won't - he'll whittle through thick and thin
And once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again - yeah!

He'd whittle if it's white, and he'd whittle if it's black
And he'd whittle on a duck 'til the duck can't quack
He'd whittle if it's dry, and he'd whittle if it's juicy
Whittled on Desi and he whittled on Lucy
Whittled JFK and he whittled Jackie O
Whittled old Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittled Frank Zappa and he whittled Tipper Gore
Whittle, whittle, whittle 'til he can't no more
Whittled Shamu and he'd whittle on Jaws
Whittled the Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Claus
He'll whittle, whittle, whittle just fast as he can
Wh[C5]ittle till he's dead - he's[G5] the Whittlin' M[A]an...