Grandfather Die chords

[G]When grandfahter dies[D]
[C]Life will strange[D]
[G]When grandfather dies[D]
[C]my whole world will change[D]
[G]when granderfather dies[D]
[C]I'll scream and I'll yell[D]
[C]cause I'll f**king [D]rich
[G]as hell

[CHORUS]
b minor C
So grandfather die (yeah)
[G]don't keep me in suspense
b minor C
oh, grandfather cough (whoa)
[G]up that inheritance
b minor C
oh grandfather don't
[G]hold on another day
b minor C
i love you to death
am [D]
but I've got bills to pay

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[G]A stroke would be nice[D]
[C]disease would be cool[D]
[G]I'll scatter his ashes[D]
[C]In my new swimmin' pool[D]
[G]I'll jam with the Stones[D]
[C]I'll dine with the Queen[D]
[C]So what say we [D]unplug
that [G]machine.
(So here we go,
everybody now)

b minor C
So grandfather fly
[G]to heaven you must pass
b minor C
oh grandfather think
[G]of all the juicy angel ass
b minor C
oh grandfather die
[G]before the fiscal year
bminor [C]
oh how I
am [D]
wish Kevorkian were here

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[BRIDGE]
For[Am] God's sake,
you [Bm]must be as o[C]ld as the h[D]ills
I'm [Am]sick of the [Bm]stench
from your [C]diaper [D]spills.
You're [Am]deaf, dumb, and[Bm] blind
and an [C]amputee[D]
you [Am]Don't make new[Bm] blood
every [C]time that you[D] pee
your [Am]arthritis [Bm]acts up
when[C]ever it [D]rains
your [Am]so old, your [Bm]penis
has [C]vericose [D]veins
oh [Am]why don't do [Bm]die grandpa
[C]why must you[D] fight
you [Am]old mother[Bm]f**ker
just [C]walk towards the [D]goddamn light[G]

[D] [C] [D]
oohh [G]walk [D]toward the [C]light old [D]man
[G]walk[D] toward the[C] light old[D] man

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[G]It's all over now[D]
My [C]granddaddy's dead[D]
[G]a mysterious blow[D]
to his[C] wrinkled old head[D]
[G]Before I collect[D]
A [C]small oversigh[D]t
But [C]everything should [D]turn out [G]alright
I'll start [C]working on my [D]grandma...
Precious...
[G]Tonight