What If chords

[INTRO]
[D] [A] [G]
[D] [A] [Bm]

[Pugsley]
[A]What if she never t[Bm]ortures me [A]any[D]more? [A]
[Bm]How would I m[D]anage?
[A]What if she never [Bm7]nails my tongue
To the [Gbm]bathroom floor?
[Bm]What if she w[Em]alks [Gmin7] a - w[Dbm7]ay
Leaving me [Gbm]a - [Gb]ok [Bm7]
Hiding each [C]power to[D]ol
[Gm]Why would she [D]be so cruel?

[G7]I could [Db7]stab my arm my[D]self
Could rip my tonsils [Em7]out
Could [A]set my [G]hair [Am7]aflame [D]
[G]I [Bm]could [Db]spray my eyes with [A]mace
But [Bm7]face the fact, without [C]her
It wouldn't be the [Am]same... [A]

[Pugsley (spoken)]
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples
What would you give her?

[Grandma (spoken)]
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

[Pugsley (spoken)]
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?

[Grandma (spoken)]
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love

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[Cm] [Cm] [Cm]

[Pugsley]
[Cm]Wednesday will [Fm]drink [Ab7]and [D7]then
She'll be he[Gm]rself [Ab]agai[Cm]n
[Ab7]Lucas will [E]leave her [Fm]be
So she can [Gm]tort[G]ure [Cm]me
Just like she a[Db]lways did [Bbm]
[Eb]'Til then I[Gm]'m just a [Abm]strange, fat [Eb]kid