Weed Card chords

Eve[D]ryone knows marij[G]uana's dangerous.
Med[D]ical pot is rea[G]lly strong.
That's w[D]hy it's so hard in C[G]alifornia,
to g[D]et your weed card,
unl[G]ess something's re[D]ally wrong[G] . {D,G,D,G}

Go[D]nna pay a visit [G]to my doctor.
It[D]'s a long shot but I go[G]tta try.
She ha[D]nds me a list of a[G]ll the illnesses [D]I can have to q[G]ualify.
[A] ([A])
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
A Gove[D]rnment su[G]pply to get le[D]gally h[G]igh.

[REFRAIN]

W[Em]eed card,[A] that's what I n[D]eed
har[G]dly ever O[Em]K alw[A]ays but i[D]t's not an
a[G]ddiction cause [Em]my doctor gave [A]me,
[D]
[A] prescription.

{[G] ,[D] ,[G]}

Verse: {[D] ,[G] ,[D] ,[G]}

Y[D]ou can get your card for ha[G]ving headaches, b[D]ad dreams, or a[G]nxiety,
es[D]pecially for drugs or alc[G]ohol, ano[D]rexia or ob[G]esity.
Too f[D]at too t[G]hin either w[D]ay you w[G]in.
H[D]eart dome syndrome, co[G]lor blindness st-[D]studuring, t-[G]tooth decay.
Fat[D]igue, depression, mo[G]tion sickness, im[D]potence, or T[G]MJ.

[A] ([A])
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
It's a dr[D]eam come t[G]rue, there's nothing [D]pot can't [G]do.

REFRAIN:

W[Em]eed card,[A] that's what I n[D]eed
har[G]dly ever O[Em]K alw[A]ays but i[D]t's not an
a[G]ddiction cause [Em]my doctor gave [A]me,
[D]
[A] prescription. {[G] ,[D] ,[G]}

Break it down now,[Dm] Got back pain need Mary Jane,
{[Dm]}
cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
{[Dm]}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

Get f[Am]***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
which is sw[Fmaj]eaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
It's n[D]ot a cr[G]ime, it's worth t[D]wenty t[G]imes.

[REFRAIN]

W[Em]eed card,[A] that's what I n[D]eed
har[G]dly ever O[Em]K alw[A]ays but i[D]t's not an
a[G]ddiction cause [Em]my doctor gave [A]me,
[D]
[A] prescription.