We Put The Spring In Springfield chords

You could [F]close down [Gm]Moe's or the [F]Kwik-e-m[Gm]art,
and [F]nobo[Gm]dy would [F]care.
[D]But the heart and [A]soul of [D]Springfield's [A]is
[D] [G] [C7] C7Dim
our maison-derriere.

[F]We're the sauce on your steak,[Gm]We're the cheese in your cake.
[C]We put the [C7]spring in [F]springfield.
[F]We're the lace on the night gown, [Gm]the point after touchdown,
[C]yes we put the s[C7]pring in [F]springfield.

[Bb]We're that little extra spice that makes [F]existance extra nice.
[C7]A giddy little thrill at a [F]reasonable price.
[Bb]Our only major quarrel's with your [F]total lack of morals.
[Gm]Our skimpy costumes aint so bad, [C7]they seem to entertain your dad.

[F]The gin in your martini, [Gm]the clams on your linguini.
[C]We keep the*[C7]boing* in [F]springfield.
[Bb]We remember our first visit, [F]the service was exquisite.
[G]Why Joseph, I had no idea.
[C7]Come on now, you were working here.

[Bb]Without it we have had no fun since [G7]March of 1961.
[C7]To shut them down now would be twisted.
We just heard t[C7]his place [C7dim]existe[C7]d.
[F]We're the highlights in your hairdo, [Gm]the extra arms on Vishnu.
[C]So don't take[C7] the *boing*, we[C] won't take the [C7]*slide whistle*,
[C]yes let's keep the [C7]*crash* in [F]Springfield!

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