Two Rings Shy Chords & Lyrics - Miranda Lambert

Capo on 4th.

Intro - [G]

[G]I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
[G]Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
I ainâ?[C] ?™t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down
[G]I ain’t gonna get dresse[D]d up just to be your[G] clown

[Em]I could spend an hour on my make-up and my hair
[A]Shoes too tall, dress too small and lacy underwear
[C]Go down to the bar, buy myself a drink
[A]Dangle there all perfect, like a [C]puppet on a [D]string

[G]I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
[G]Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
I ainâ?[C] ?™t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down
[G]I ain’t gonna get dresse[D]d up just to be your[G] clown

[Em]You got girls that sing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat
You got â€[A]˜em swinging from the chandelier, well, honey I don’t swing like that
The m[C]ain attraction’s leaving, let the sideshow pay the rent
[A]Take this diamond back, and you'll be [C]two rings shy of the [D]big top tent

[G]I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
[G]Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
I ainâ?[C] ?™t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down
[G]I ain’t gonna get dresse[D]d up just to be your[G] clown

[G]I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
[G]Tiptoe ‘cross the tightrope, 'til you turn me upside down
Cut the [C]cable, pull the net just to let me hit the ground
[G]I ain’t gonna get dresse[D]d up just to be your[G] clown