Troubleshooting Chords & Lyrics - Tim Hawkins

[VERSE 1]
[A]I was sittin’ star[E]in’ at my monitor [A]
[A]My computer locked-up[E] , once agai[A]n
And I [D]read all them manuals, cover-to cover [A]
[E]Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
I c[A]alled the help desk numb[E]er that they gav[A]e me
And the ma[A]n said "I will help yo[E]u, troubleshoot.”[A]
[D]That gave me an idea, I hu[A]ng up that phone
[E]Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
I’ll [E]do some problem solving on this thing once and for [E]all

[CHORUS]
And I have[D] no trouble sh[A]ootin’ this computer
I do[B]n’t need tech support to walk me t[E]hrough
[D]Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to r[A]eboot it [D]
It’s [A]time to bust a cap [E]in this CPU [A]

[BRIDGE]
[D]Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my [A]day
If [B]Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his f[E]our-eyed face

[SOLO]
[D] [A] [E] [E] [D] [A] [A] [E] [A]

[VERSE 2]
Now if yo[A]u think I have an [E]ounce of patience [A]
I’m te[A]llin’ you, you better n[E]ot, hold your breath [A]
Cause I’m gonna lo[D]ck an’ load ‘em
Tell ‘em I’ll[A] send in the mode[D]m
An’ giv[E]e this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death

[CHORUS]
And I have[D] no trouble shootin’ thi[A]s computer
I [B]don’t need tech support to walk me t[E]hrough
[D]Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to re[A]boot it [D]
It’s [A]time to bust a cap, in thi[E]s [A]piece of...Micr[D]osoft Windows
It’s [A]time to bust a cap in [E]this CPU [A]