Colonoscopy Song chords

Intro: [Am] xxxx [Dm] xxxx [E] xxx [Am] xxxx 2x

[VERSE 1]
[Am]Youx have some lovely children and a lovely wife, [Dm] xxxx  

[E]Youx have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life, [Am] xxxx  

[Am]Butx you knew the day was coming,

[Dm]Itxx was always meant to be.

[Am]Thex doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! [E] xxx [Am] xxxx  


[CHORUS]
[Dm]Ohxx colon colon colonoscopy [Am] xxxx  

[E]Axx wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agre[Am]exxx

[Dm]Numbersx up it time to take one for the team [Am] xxxx  

[E]Itsx right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.[Am]xxxx

[VERSE 2]
[Am]Therex is some preparation that you should know about, [Dm] xxxx  

[E]Youx have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you o[Am]ut,x

[Am]Theyx take a certain instrument to look around inside [Dm] xxxx   ,

[E]Andx honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride [Am] xxxx !

[CHORUS 2]
[Dm]Ohxx colon colon colonoscop[Am]y,xx

[E]Axx wonderful procedure to help prevent disease [Am] xxxx   ,

[Dm]Stayx close to a bathroom,

[Am]Carefulx when you sneeze,

[E]Youx cant get away from colonoscopy! [Am] xxxx


[VERSE 3]
[Am]Itsx not a lot of pleasure

[Dm]Itsx not a lot of fun,

[E]Butx now your turning 40 so you know it must be done [Am] xxxx   ,

[Am]Itsx not an ordinary, typica[Dm]lxxx exam!

[E]Youx lay down on the table then T[Am]HANKx you ma’am!


[CHORUS 3]
[Dm]Ohxx colon colon c[Am]olonoscopyx

[E]Axx wonderful procedure as everyon[Am]exxx can see

[Dm]Andx never underestimate [Am] howx thorough they will be!

[E]Itsx time to take your medicine colonoscopy [Am] xxxx !