Tribute To Pants Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television - Mst3k

[INTRO]
[N.C.]Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.
[N.C.]Tom: Yeah, I can just imagine a scene from Ancient Greece:
[N.C.] "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!! Noooo!!!"
[N.C.]Joel: You are so right my little itty buddies.
[D]That's why we've put together a presentation. It's a little thing we like to call: PANTS!

[VERSE 1]
Tom: [G]Pants!
Crow: [G]Pants!
Bots: Sing the praises of [D]pants!
Joel: Nothing [D]better shows my taste, than what I wear below my waist!

[VERSE 2]
Tom: Say! [G]Pants! Hoo hoo!
Crow: [G]Pants!
Bots: Sing the praises of [D]pants!
Tom: They help me [D]suck in my gut They always cover up my butt! Huh?

[VERSE 3]
Tom: [G]Pants!
Crow: [G]Pants!
All: Sing the praises of [D]pants!
Crow: Wear them [D]and you're a cool guy, as long as you zip up your fly!

[VERSE 4]
Tom: Zip! [G]Pants!
Crow: [G]Pants!
Bots: Sing the praises of [D]pants!

[Outro] (spoken banter)
[N.C.]Joel: That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT!
You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants
at least three times a day!
[N.C.]Crow: The great men of our time have all worn pants!
Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them!
[N.C.]Tom: Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants?
NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are!
[N.C.]Joel: What keeps our legs all warm and hot?

All: Pants!
[N.C.]Crow: What prevents a buffalo shot?

All: Pants!
[N.C.]Tom: What do they got that I ain't got?

All: Pants!

Tom: Well, you can say that again Huh?