Too Fat Polka chords

INTRO: [G] [C] [F] [G] [C]

#1.
[G]Here's a little ditty, you can [C]sing it right away.
Now, [G]here's what you say, so, [C]sing it while you may.
[G]Here's a little jingle, you can [C]sing it night or noon.
Now, [F]here's the words, that's [G]all you need, cause [C]I
just [G]sang the [C]tune.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I [G]don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat

for me.
[G]She's too fat for me, [C]much too fat for me.
[G]I don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat for me.
[F]She's too fat, [G]she's too fat, [C]she's too fat for me.

#2.
She's a [Dm]twosome, she's a [C]foursome, if she'd [G]lose some,
I would [C]like her [F]more [Gb]some.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I [G]don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat

for me.
[G]She's too fat for me, [C]much too fat for me.
[G]I don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat for me.
[F]She's too fat, [G]she's too fat, [C]she's too fat for me.

[BRIDGE]
[Eb]Can she prance up a hill..no, [Gm]no, no, no, [Bb]no.
[Bb]Can she dance a quadrille..[Ab]no, no, [Gm]no, no, no.
[Eb]Can she fit in my coupe..[Fm]by herself she's a group.
[Fm]Could she possibly [Cm]sit upon my knee..no, [Dm]no, [Eb]no.

INTERLUDE: [Am] [G] [C] [Em] [Dm] C..Am [G] [C] [F] [G] [C]

#3.
[C]I get [Dm]dizzy, I get [C]numbo, when I'm [G]dancing with my
[C]jum-jum-jumbo.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I [G]don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat

for me.
[G]She's too fat for me, [C]much too fat for me.
[G]I don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat for me.
[F]She's too fat, [G]she's too fat, [C]she's too fat for me..hey!!

#4.
[C]She's so [Dm]charming and she's so [C]winning, but it's [G]alarming,
when she [C]goes in [F]swimm[Gb]ing.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I [G]don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat

for me.
[G]She's too fat for me, [C]much too fat for me.
[G]I don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat for me.
[F]She's too fat, [G]she's too fat, [C]she's too fat for me.

#5.
She's a [Dm]twosome, she's a [C]foursome, if she'd [G]lose some,
I would [C]like her [F]more [Gb]some.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I [G]don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat

for me.
[G]She's too fat for me, [C]much too fat for me.
[G]I don't want her, you can have her, [C]she's too fat for me.
[F]She's too fat, [G]she's too fat, [C]she's too fat for me..hey!!

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.