The Simple Plot Of Final Fantasy 7 chords

[Intro] (No Music)
[Danny Sexbang] Hello, and welcome to Talking Video Games
(clapping)
Today's subject is games with simple plots
I'd like to welcome our guests
Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your game?
[Egoraptor] Yes, hello, my name is Pac-Man and I eat dots and fruit
(clapping)
[Danny] My name's Donkey Kong, I throw barrels at a guy
(clapping)
[Ego] Hi, I'm Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7
My game's plot is pretty simple
It goes like this

[Egoraptor] (Music Begins)
[Dm]I was a mercenary working for the Avalanche gang
Awesome eco-terrorists who you'd probably wanna bang

[E]I got trapped in a reactor shortly after [A]my last raid
[Em]And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
[Dm]That's squirrel aids, for anyone who's wondering at home
Anyway, I met a girl inside the Midgar zone
[Em]Her name was Aerith and I soon became her bodyguard
She knew how to work a staff, and she made my body hard

[Danny]
[Am]Okay Cloud, this is getting com[F]plex
[G]So we're gonna move on to one of our [Am]other guests
[Ego] I knew that Aerith was a Cetra
[Danny] [F]Excuse me I was singing

[Egoraptor]
[G]She could lead us to a promised land where [E]energy was springing
[Am]I went to rescue her, [F]but I was captured and detained (Um)
[G]There I met Red XIII, [Am]a talking lion with a mane (Cloud)
The president of Shinra was [F]shot by Sephiroth
[G] [E]
A super-evil-Jenova-style-monster-clone-jerkoff (Hey)
[Am]We learned about Jenova, got our things, and then departed ([A]Wait, I'm totally confused)
I haven't even gotten started
[Dm]We met Cait Sith, as well as Vincent, Cid and Yuffie
We had gotten very tired and my balls were kind of poofy
[Em]So Aerith let us rest, her tired ass continued on
Until Sephiroth killed her and then she turned into a swan (What?)
[Dm]Wait, that didn't happen, sorry, let me get rebooted
This is sort of where the plot gets a little convoluted
[Em]An earthquake happened, then it started snowing like December
Then some other shit went down that I don't seem to remember

[Danny Sexbang]
[Am]You're using up the whole show, Cloud, [F]please take a rest
[G]So let's hear from one of our many [Am]other fine guests
Q*bert, what's your game about?

[Ego] [F]I jump on blocks
[Danny] [G]And you, Asteroid ship?
[Ego] [E]I blow up rocks

[Egoraptor]
[Am]Back to my story, [F]Sephiroth was casting spells
[G]To make a giant meteor and [Am]blow Gaia to Hell
[Danny] Wait, that doesn't make sense, [F]how on earth would you know-
[Ego] [G]Shut your stupid French mouth. [E]No one asked you, Glass Joe. [F]God!

[Danny Sexbang]
I'm so sorry[C]
I'm gonna [G]cut your story short, your plot [C]is way too frigging [F]crazy
And [Am]we've got one more guest we need to meet[C] (And here he is now)
[Dm]Hi, my name is Frogger, and [E]I try to cross the street

[Egoraptor]
[Am]Fuck you, Frogger, I killed Hojo, and [F]I went to the Planet's core
[G]Sit down, Ninja Gaiden, I'm not [Am]done, you stupid whore
We defeated Sephiroth [F]who was now in godlike form
And cast a [G]Holy [E]spell to stop the asteroid storm
[Am]The Lifestream stopped the meteor, the whole planet was [F]saved
[Danny] [G]After hearing that plot, [Am]I think I have to go shave
[Ego] You got something to say, Dig Dug? [F]You wanna fucking go-
[G]Wait why's this hose in my ass, [E]oh Jesus, God no