The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus chords

It's been a [A#]pretty long time, baby
But [D#]now, I'm back in town
It's [F]time to leave your husband
Now you [A#]know that little clown
[A#]Last time we were seeing
[D#]Didn't you beg for more
[F]It's OK with me as long
As [A#]you do it four on the floor

[PRECHORUS]

[D#]This is what I'm giving you,
you'll [A#]get it all tonight
[D#]You will be my lover,
but [F]not my tender wife

[CHORUS]

I'll be [A#]harder than your husband, I'll be [F]harder than your [A#]man
I'll [A#]hit you with my twenty inch [D#]until you [F]can not [A#]stand
I'll be [A#]harder than your husband, I'll be [F]harder than your [A#]man
I'll [A#]hit you with my twenty inch [D#]until you [F]can not [A#]stand

II:

I've [A#]missed the little North Pole
On the [D#]bottom of my twister
[F]Here's the one-eyed-worm
Now you'll [A#]never be a sister
[A#]Well, it's time to leave now
You [D#]better walk her home
[F]Don't forget you underwear
[A#]You look pretty stoned

[PRECHORUS]

[D#]This is what I'm giving you,
you'll [A#]get it all tonight
[D#]You will be my lover,
but [F]not my tender wife

[CHORUS]

I'll be [A#]harder than your husband, I'll be [F]harder than your [A#]man
I'll [A#]hit you with my twenty inch [D#]until you [F]can not [A#]stand
I'll be [A#]harder than your husband, I'll be [F]harder than your [A#]man
I'll [A#]hit you with my twenty inch [D#]until you [F]can not [A#]stand
I'll be [A#]harder than your husband, I'll be [F]harder than your [A#]man
I'll [A#]hit you with my twenty inch [D#]until you [F]can not [A#]stand
I'll be [A#]harder than your husband, I'll be [F]harder than your [A#]man
I'll [A#]be harder than your husband, I'll be [D#]harder [F]than your [A#]man