The Campfire Song chords

[INTRO]
[A] [E] [B] [E]

[LUKE]
Come on, [A]grab some am[E]brosia and [B]let the nectar [E]flow
[A]Why is everyone [E]scraping part of their [B]plate into the fire? [E]
Is the food r[A]eally that bad? [E]

[LUKE]
Offering to the gods[B]
It's no[E]t enough that they're omn[A]ipotent and [E]all-powerful [B]
They need to feel ap[E]preciated [A]
To[E] the Gods![B]

[ALL]
T[E]o the Gods!


[CHORUS]
[A]Oh, t[E]hings [B]couldn't be [E]worse
When your [A]parents [E]run the[B] uni[E]verse
[A]Oh, th[E]ings [B]couldn’t be [C#m]worse
[A]When your [E]folks run the[B] uni[E]verse

[LUKE]
[A]My dad is [E]Hermes
He [B]messengers [E]things
[A]You'll know his [E]sign by his [B]shoes with those [E]wings
I'd [A]wait by the [E]phone but the [B]phone never [C#m]rings
Oh[F#] no
When [A]your dad's a [E]god, [G#]life can be [C#m]tough
A* N.C. [B] [E]
I met the guy once and once was enough

[LUKE]
[E](Spoken) Annabeth?

[ANNABETH]
My [G]mom's A[D]thena
She’s [A]smart and she’s [D]wise
[G]She’s sworn off [D]gluten and [A]she’s sworn off [D]guys
But if [G]she came to [D]camp, it’d [A]be a sur[Bm]prise
Oh [E]no...

[ALL]
Oh [E]no...

[ANNABETH]
Oh, and my [G]step-mom, she [D]hates me, and my [F#]dad works all [Bm]day

G* N.C. [A] [D]
So I left Virginia and I ran away

[PERCY]
[D]Wait, is that true?

[LUKE]
[D]Everybody!

[CHORUS]
[G]Oh, [D]things [A]couldn't be [D]worse
When your [G]parents [D]run the[A] uni[D]verse
[G]Oh, [D]things [A]couldn’t be [Bm]worse
[G]When your [D]folks run the[A] uni[D]verse

[LUKE]
[D](Spoken) Alright, who’s next?

[KATIE]
[D]Oh! Okay, let me see…

[KATIE]
[G]My mom’s De[D]meter
[A]Goddess of [D]grain
[G]She gets ex[D]cited when [A]it starts to [D]rain
But [G]planting and [D]planting and [A]planting’s a [Bm]pain
Oh [E]no...

[ALL]
Oh [E]no...
Right! For [G]their sixteenth [D]birthday, my [F#]friends got a [Bm]car
G* N.C [A] [D]
I got a fern in some dumb mason jar

[GROVER]
(Spoken) Bahahahaha![E] Ooh, ooh! My turn!
[A]I’m a child of [E]Pan
The [B]god of the [E]wild
For [A]those who love [E]nature, they’re [B]often be[E]guiled
He’s not [A]really my [E]dad, but I’m [B]sort of his [C#m]child
Oh [F#]no...

[ALL]
Oh [F#]no...
He [A]went for a [E]hike to ex[G#]plore new fron[C#m]tiers
And [A]no one has [E]seen him for [B]thousands of [E]years

[CHORUS]
[A]Oh, t[E]hings [B]couldn't be [E]worse
When your [A]parents [E]run the[B] uni[E]verse
[A]Oh, th[E]ings [B]couldn’t be [C#m]worse
[A]When your [E]folks run the[B] uni[E]verse

[PERCY]
[E](Spoken) Chiron! Who’s your dad?

[CHIRON]
N.C.
(Spoken)Oh, well…
A* E*
My father is Kronos
A* E*
Remember my lecture?
B* E*
He ate his children.

[LUKE]
N.C. E
(Spoken) Chiron wins… How about you, Silena?

[SILENA]
The [A]goddess of [E]love
My [B]mom’s Aphro[E]dite
She [A]tries to be [E]cool, but [B]mainly she’s [E]flighty
I’ll [A]bring home a [E]boy, and she’s [B]there in her [C#m]nightie

[ALL]
Oh [F#]no!!!

[SILENA]
[F#](Spoken) It's so embarrassing guys!
I [A]tried to seek [E]help from [G#]even the [C#m]Fates
A* N.C. [B] [E]
‘Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates

[LUKE]
[F](Spoken) Alright, Percy, it’s your turn

[PERCY]
N.C.
If I try to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche...

[LUKE]
N.C.
We’re all friends here. Come on, give it a shot.

[PERCY]
N.C.
Okay. Um…

[PERCY]
Bb* F*
My mom was named Sally
C* F*
She loved scary movies
Bb* F*
And food that was blue and…

[KATIE]
N.C.
(Spoken) He’s doing it wrong

[SILENA]
N.C.
Yeah, who’s your godly parent?

[PERCY]
N.C.
Oh, I don’t know

[LUKE]
N.C.
It’s alright. A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try.

[PERCY]
Bb* F*
So, my dad is some god
C* F*
That’s great, I guess
Bb* F* C* F*
Did he not want me, or not want the stress?
Bb* F* C* Dm*
Too bad he’s the worst and my life is a mess!
[G]Oh no...
I [Bb]hope that he [F]shows [A]even a [Dm]trace
Bb* N.C. [C] [F]
‘Cause I’ve got some choice words to throw in his face!

[CHORUS]
[Bb]Oh, [F]things [C]couldn't be [F]worse
When your [Bb]parents [F]run the[C] uni[F]verse
[Bb]Oh, [F]things [C]couldn’t be [Dm]worse

[LUKE]
[F]But I don't care where our [Bb]parents may be
As [C]long as you are [Dm]here with me

[ALL]
[F]We don't care where our [Bb]parents may be
As [C]long as you are [Dm]here with me
[F] [Bb] [C] F*
As long as you are here with me!