The Beard Song chords

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[D]Five o'clock on a F[A]riday and you're t[D]ounging for a [A]beer
[D]Head down the [A]local like you [D]have done for [A]years
[D]Something is d[A]ifferent, s[D]omething's not r[A]ight, [D]you've been r[A]eplaced with a [D]stereot[A]ype

[CHORUS]

[G]He's a handsome man wit[Em]h handsome hair [G]upon its [Em]face
[G]He's hip he's cool bu[Em]t he's kind of a tool,[G] and he's taken your [Em]place

[D]Driving down [A]main street picking up y[D]our 14 year old daughter from the [A]shops
[D]You see a park [A]coming up you're gonna t[D]ake it like a [A]boss
[D]From across white lines comes a[A] Volkswagon golf, [D]like an [A]ace
[D]You pull alongside all [A]angry like, t[D]hen he see his [A]face

[CHORUS]

[G]He's a handsome man wit[Em]h handsome hair [G]upon its [Em]face
[G]He's hip he's cool bu[Em]t he's kind of a tool,[G] and he's taken your [Em]place
[G]He's a modern man with a[Em] face full of beard, [G]and it's in your [Em]face
[G]Some carefully trimmed some [Em]carefully not,[G] they're all the [Em]same

[D]The time has come to [A]settle down, make [D]Shazza your [A]wife
[D]Been together since y[A]ear ten and sh[D]e's your l[A]ife
[D]You near the c[A]hapel, y[D]ou know something's not [A]right
[D]There's a man with hair and [A]he's standing there[D] and he's dressed in [A]white

[CHORUS]

[G]He's a handsome man wit[Em]h handsome hair [G]upon its [Em]face
[G]He's hip he's cool bu[Em]t he's kind of a tool,[G] and he's taken your [Em]place

[D]You tell Johnno to [A]pick up the pace, [D]your heart's in [A]race
[D]The closer you get the [A]easier to see [D]that beautiful [A]face

CHORUS TO FADE

[G]He's a handsome man wit[Em]h handsome hair [G]upon its [Em]face
[G]He's hip he's cool bu[Em]t he's kind of a tool,[G] and he's taken your [Em]place
[G]He's a modern man with a[Em] face full of beard, [G]and it's in your [Em]face
[G]Some carefully trimmed some [Em]carefully not,[G] they're all the [Em]same