Take A Dump chords

[VERSE 1]
If you're [G]sitting in the classroom
And you [Cadd9]just don't understand
When the [G]teacher calls your name
Though you [Em]didn't raise your [D]hand

[VERSE 2]
There's [G]one thing you can do
If a [Cadd9]question has you stumped
Just [G]raise your hand [Cadd9]ask if you can
[D]Go and take a [G]dump

[CHORUS]
Take a [D]dump in the morning
Take a [C]dump all after[G]noon
Take a [D]dump in the evening
There's no [C]need to stop too [G]soon

Take a [D]dump when you're happy
Or [C]even when you're [G]sad
Just [G]sit on your rump and [C]take a dump
And I [D]know you'll be [G]glad

[VERSE 3]
If the [G]boss man is on your case
And you [Cadd9]just can't catch a break
When you're [G]pushed to the limits
And it's [Em]more than you can [D]take

[VERSE 4]
If you're [G]feeling overwhelmed
And the [Cadd9]work is piling up
[G]Now it's time to [Cadd9]take a break and
[D]Go and take a [G]dump

[CHORUS]
Take a [D]dump in the morning
Take a [C]dump all after[G]noon
Take a [D]dump in the evening
There's no [C]need to stop too [G]soon

Take a [D]dump when you're happy
Or [C]even when you're [G]sad
Just [G]sit on your rump and [C]take a dump
And I [D]know you'll be [G]glad

[BRIDGE]
It'll [C]help you feel better
You'll [G]even lose some weight
It [C]always releases pressure
After [G]all the food you [D]ate

It'll [G]make you look much [C]thinner
So you [Em]won't feel all bloated [Am]up
Just [G]drop some freight; [C]you'll feel great
When you [D]go and take a [G]dump

[CHORUS]
Take a [D]dump in the morning
Take a [C]dump all after[G]noon
Take a [D]dump in the evening
There's no [C]need to stop too [G]soon

Take a [D]dump when you're happy
Or [C]even when you're [G]sad
Just [G]sit on your rump and [C]take a dump
And I [D]know you'll be [G]glad