Swinging On A Star chords

Would you [E7]like to swing on a [A7]star,
Carry [D]moonbeams home in a [G]jar,
[E7] [A7] - [D7]
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a [G]mule?

A [G]mule is an [C]animal with [G]long funny [C]ears.
He [G]kicks up at [C]anything he [G]hears[Em7] .
His [A7]back is brawny but his [D]brain is weak.
He's [Em7]just plain [A7]stupid with a [D]stubborn [D7]streak.
And by the [G]way, if you [C]hate to go to [G]school[E7] , [Am7]
You may grow [D7]up to be a [G]mule.

Or would y[E7]ou like to swing on[A7] a star,
Carry [D]moonbeams home in a [G]jar,
[E7] [A7] - [D7]
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a [G]pig?

A [G]pig is an [C]animal with [G]dirt on his [C]face.
His [G]shoes are a [C]terrible [G]disgrace[Em7] .
He [A7]has no manners when he [D]eats his food.
He's [Em7]fat and [A7]lazy and [D]extremely [D7]rude.
But if you [G]don't care a [C]feather or a [G]fig,[E7] [Am7]
You may grow [D7]up to be a [G]pig.

Or would y[E7]ou like to swing on[A7] a star,
Carry [D]moonbeams home in a [G]jar,
[E7] [A7] - [D7]
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a [G]fish?

A [G]fish won't do [C]anything but [G]swim in a [C]brook.
He [G]can't write his [C]name or read a [G]book.[Em7]
To [A7]fool the people is his [D]only thought,
and [Em7]though he's [A7]slippery, he [D]still gets [D7]caught.
But then if [G]that sort of [C]life is what you [G]wish[E7] , [Am7]
You may grow [D7]up to be a [G]fish.

And all the [E7]monkeys aren't in the [A7]zoo;
Every [D]day you meet quite a [G]few.
[E7] [A7] - [D7]
So, you see, it's all up to you.
[G] - [A7]
You can be better than you are.
You could be [D7]swingin' on a [G]star!