Straight Down The Middle chords

[INTRO]
[D]Fore!

[Verse One]
[D]Straight down the middle it went stra[C]ight down the middle
[A]Then it started to hook just a w[Ab]ee wee bit that's when my[A] caddie lost sight o[D]f it
[F]That little white pellet has ne[Gb]ver been found to this d[G]ay
[D]But it went straight down the middle like they s[C]ay

[Verse Two]
[D]Whack down the fairway it went sm[C]ack down the fairway
[A]Then it started to slice just a smid[Ab]ge offline it headed for[A] two then it bounced [D]off nine
[F]My caddie said as long as you're st[Gb]ill in the state you're [G]OK
[D]Yes it went straight down the middle quite a w[C]ay

Verse Three

[F]The sun was never brighter the greens were ne[Ab]ver greener
[D]And I was never kee[Ab]ner to play
[D]I heard it ping down the middle it went zi[C]ng down the middle
[A]Oh the life of a golfer is not [Ab]all gloom there's always the l[A]ies in the lock[D]er room
[F]And I'm in my glory when wra[Gb]pped in a towel I can [G]say
[D]That it went straight down the middle t[C]oday

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[D] [C]

[Verse Four]
[A]Oh the life of a golfer is not [Ab]all gloom th[A]ough they charge it for listening in the locker [D]room
[F]And I'm in my glory when wra[Gb]pped in a towel I can [G]say
[D]That it went straight down the middle where it wou[Ab]nd up is a ri[A]ddle
[D]But it went straight down the middle fa[C]r awsy [C] [G] [C]