Stop Wait What chords

[DETECTIVE, spoken]
N.C.
So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion, but I am under strict instructions to arrest you - for murder!

[MONTY]
[Gm]Murder?

Stop! Wait! W[Dmaj7]hat?!
Well, I d[Gm]idn't kill Adalbert D'Ysquith
Though that certainly [G7/B]was my int[Cm]ent
Rather h[Am7]ard to dige[D7]st
That I could be arr[Gm]ested
For s[A7]omething that I only me[D7]ant
And it c[Eb]ouldn't be p[F7]oor cousin A[Bb]squith
For he g[Cm]raciously d[A7/C#]ied on his o[D]wn
Was that h[Gm]ole in the i[Em7]ce
Just a [Am7]bit too pre[D7/F#]cise?
Was my p[Gm/D]resence at C[D7]hizzlemere kn[Gm]own?
N.C.
(spoken) Murder, did you say?

[DETECTIVE, spoken]
N.C.
I'm afraid so, your lordship

[Gm]

[MONTY]
Stop! Wait! W[Dmaj7]hen?!
I should do[Gm]ubt I was seen in the harbor
Lady Hyacinth f[G7/B]ell in so [Cm]fast
As for [Am7]Salome's e[D7]nd
All suspicion w[Gm]ould send
Them at o[A]nce to that backstabbing ca[D]st!
Did the b[Eb]ee-stings re[F7]veal my de[Bb]ception?
Was I s[Cm]een at the we[A7/C#]ightlifting h[D]all?
How r[Gm]ude to intr[Em7]ude on this l[Am7]ovely re[D7/F#]ception
For [Gm/D]I am the E[D7]arl after a[Gm]ll
Yes, [Bb]I am the E[F7]arl after a[Bb]ll!
Though it's c[Bb]ome, I con[C]cede, at a co[D]st
But wh[C#7]ere was my blunder
My w[Cm7]eakness, I wonder
Is a[C#dim]ll of it n[Ebdim]ow to be los[G7]t?
Is [Cm/G]all of it n[A7/C#]ow to be l[D7]ost?
N.C.
(spoken) Murdering...whom?

[DETECTIVE, spoken]
N.C.
Lord Adalbert D'Ysquith, Eighth Earl of Highhurst!

[MONTY]
[Gm]Stop! Wait! [Dmaj7]Who?!
For the m[Gm]urder of Adalbert D'Ysquith
Were there ever a [G7/B]farce, this is [C]it
I am [Am7]almost amus[D7]ed
I should stand here accus[Gm]ed
Of a mu[A]rder I didn't co[D]mmit
N.C.
(spoken) But surely, the Earl died of a heart attack?

[DETECTIVE, spoken]
N.C.
No, your lordship, it was foul play

[MONTY]
Of c[Eb]ourse, I should l[F7]ike to inqui[Bb]re
By what me[Cm]thod he [A7/C#]happened to d[D]ie
But m[Gm]ore to the p[Em7]oint
What e[Am7]vents now con[D7/F#]spire
To l[Gm/D]ead them to t[D7]hink it was [G7]I?!
I've dispat[Gm]ched half a do[Em7]zen
[Am7]Each one a c[Dm7/F#]ousin
[Gm]All of them qu[D7/A]ite by desi[G7]gn
It is n[Am7]ot a defe[D7]nse
It ju[Gm]st mak[D7/F#]es no [Em7]sense!
This [Am7]murder was n[D]ot one of [Gm]mine!