Spicy Mchaggis Jig Chords & Lyrics - Dropkick Murphy's
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[INTRO]
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slide A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
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I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late
[G]Spicy was big, [C]burly and strong
[G]his pipes were gigantic, [D]and so was his schlong
[G]from city to city [C]running around
[G]Always looking for chicks over [D]four hundred pounds
[G]One night at the pub [C]a girl caught his eye
[G]big as a house, [D]just the right size
[G]the broad was enormous,[C] stacked to the hilt
[D]spicy soon noticed a[G] bulge in his kilt
[G]the piper delivered [C]his best pick-up line
[G]thought to himself, [D]"this beast is all mine"
[G]the portly young lady [C]could stand for no more
[D]grabbed his cojones[G] and went for the door
[G]They got to her house [C]and dimmed all the lights
[G]Spicy was in for one[D] hell of a night
[G]he said that he loved her,[C] he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
[G]By now he saw double [C]through his drunken eyes
[G]neither had looks or [D]appropriate size
[G]he came to his senses, [C]thought to himself,
[D]"At this time of [G]night I won't find nothing else"
[G]he took off his shirt, [C]she lifted her skirt,
[G]they pulled out his unit [D]and stared to flirt
[G]she asked for a glove, [C]he gave her a shove,
[D]had baby McHaggis[G] nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)
SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
[G]One night at the pub [C]a girl caught his eye
[G]big as a house, [D]just the right size
[G]the broad was enormous, [C]stacked to the hilt
[D]spicy soon noticed [G]a bulge in his kilt
[G]the piper delivered [C]his best pick-up line
[G]thought to himself, [D]"this beast is all mine"
[G]the portly young lady [C]could stand for no more
[D]grabbed his cojones [G]and went for the door
[G]Three packs a day, [C]he'll smoke 'til he dies
[G]Spicy McHaggis, [D]one hell of a [G]guy!
"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!'"
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B -----------------|
G -----------------|
D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
slide A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late
[G]Spicy was big, [C]burly and strong
[G]his pipes were gigantic, [D]and so was his schlong
[G]from city to city [C]running around
[G]Always looking for chicks over [D]four hundred pounds
[G]One night at the pub [C]a girl caught his eye
[G]big as a house, [D]just the right size
[G]the broad was enormous,[C] stacked to the hilt
[D]spicy soon noticed a[G] bulge in his kilt
[G]the piper delivered [C]his best pick-up line
[G]thought to himself, [D]"this beast is all mine"
[G]the portly young lady [C]could stand for no more
[D]grabbed his cojones[G] and went for the door
[G]They got to her house [C]and dimmed all the lights
[G]Spicy was in for one[D] hell of a night
[G]he said that he loved her,[C] he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
[G]By now he saw double [C]through his drunken eyes
[G]neither had looks or [D]appropriate size
[G]he came to his senses, [C]thought to himself,
[D]"At this time of [G]night I won't find nothing else"
[G]he took off his shirt, [C]she lifted her skirt,
[G]they pulled out his unit [D]and stared to flirt
[G]she asked for a glove, [C]he gave her a shove,
[D]had baby McHaggis[G] nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)
SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
[G]One night at the pub [C]a girl caught his eye
[G]big as a house, [D]just the right size
[G]the broad was enormous, [C]stacked to the hilt
[D]spicy soon noticed [G]a bulge in his kilt
[G]the piper delivered [C]his best pick-up line
[G]thought to himself, [D]"this beast is all mine"
[G]the portly young lady [C]could stand for no more
[D]grabbed his cojones [G]and went for the door
[G]Three packs a day, [C]he'll smoke 'til he dies
[G]Spicy McHaggis, [D]one hell of a [G]guy!
"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!'"
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