Scrooge Chords & Lyrics - Muppets

When a [C#m]cold wind blows it [A]chills you
[C#m]Chills you [B]to the [C#m]bone
But there's [A]nothing in nature that
[C#m]freezes your heart
Like [B]years of [A]being [C#m]alone

It p[C#m]aints you with [A]indifference
Like a [C#m]lady p[B]aints with [C#m]rouge
And the [A]worst of the worst
The most [C#m]hated and cursed
Is the [B]one that [A]we call [C#m]Scrooge (yeah)
Un[A]kind as any
And the [C#m]wrath of many
This is E[B]ben[A]ezer [C#m]Scrooge

Oh, [E]there goes Mr. [A]Humbug
[E]There goes Mr. [A]Grim
If they [E]gave a prize for [A]bein' mean
the [E]winner would be [A]him
Oh, [A]Scroogey loves his [E]money
'Cause he [F#m]thinks it gives him [B]power
If [E]he became a [A]flavor you can[C#m] bet he [B]would be [E]sour

[E] [A] [B] [E]

[E]There goes Mr. [A]Skinflint
[E]There goes Mr. [A]Greed
[E]The undisputed [A]master of
The [E]underhanded [A]deed
He [A]charges folks a [E]fortune
For his [F#m]dark and drafty [B]houses
As [E]poor folk live in [A]misery
It's [C#m]even w[B]orse for [E]mouses

[E] [A] [B] [E]

He [A]must be so [E]lonely
He [B]must be so [E]sad
He [A]goes to [E]extremes
To con[B]vince us he's [E]bad
He's [A]really a [E]victim of [B]fear and of [E]pride
Look [A]close and there [E]must be
a [C#m]sweet man [B]inside.......Naaaah!

[E]There goes Mr. [A]Outrage
[E]There goes Mr. [A]Sneer
He [E]has no time for [A]friends or fun
His [E]anger makes that [A]clear
Don't [A]ask him for a [E]favor
'Cause his [F#m]nastiness i[B]ncreases
No [E]crust of bread for [A]those in need
No [C#m]cheeses [B]for us [E]meeses

[E]There goes Mr. [A]Heartless
[E]There goes Mr. [A]Cruel
He [E]never gives
He [A]only takes
He [E]lets this hunger [A]rule
If [A]bein' mean's a [E]way of life you
[F#m]practice and [B]rehearse
Then a[E]ll that work is [A]paying off
'Cause [C#m]Scrooge is [B]getting [E]worse

[E]Every day
In [A]every way
[C#m]Scrooge is [B]getting [E]worse