Scientology Thats The Plan For Me Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - Tim Heidecker

[A]Scientology, thats the plan for m[D]e
Im [A]gettin' my whole family involv[E]ed

[A]Use it responsibly and only in times of need[D] .
and [A]maybe one day we'll be t[E]all.

[CHORUS]

[D]Walked into the celebrity cent[A]er
[D]Came out feeling much bette[A]r
Yes I DI[E]D!

[A]Scientology, thats the plan for m[D]e
Im [A]gettin' my whole family involv[E]ed

--Guitar Break--

[D]Gonna get my copy of dianetic sig[A]n

Gonna get my copy of dianectic sign

gonna get my copy of dianectic sign

Yes I will, ohhh YEAHH!

[A]Scientology, thats the plan for m[D]e
Im [A]gettin' my whole family involv[E]ed
(yeah the wife and kids!)

[A]Use it responsibly and only in times of need[D] .
and [A]maybe one day we'll be t[E]all.

[CHORUS]

[D]Well they fitted me for a unifo[A]rm
[D]said Im gonna be working for the[A] C war[E]d

[A]Scientology, thats the plan for m[D]e
Im [A]giving all my money to them! T[E]AKE IT ALL!

I haven't seen my wife! They say she belong to someone else!

said I wasn't good enough. Gonna hand out some free books. FREE BOOKS!