Ruby Of The Sea Is The Best Lay Ever Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Cellobotomy

Tuning: Standard
Strumming Pattern: boom-chuck boom-chuck boom-chuck chuck

[INTRO]
[D] [D] [Bm] [A] x2

[VERSE 1]
The [D]Ruby of the [D]Sea is the [Bm]best lay [A]ever
Com[D]panionship with [D]her is the [Bm]rarest kind of [A]luck
The [D]Ruby of the [D]Sea is the [Bm]best lay [A]ever
'Cause [D]she's the only [D]courtisan that [G]you should [A]wanna [D]fuck

[INTERLUDE]
[D] [D] [Bm] [A] x2

[VERSE 2]
You [D]may have heard the [D]falsehood that she [Bm]works in a [A]brothel
But [D]all the people [D]saying that are [Bm]absolutely [A]wrong
Com[D]pared to her all [D]prostitutes are [Bm]really kind of [A]awful
To [D]find her in her [D]fancy house just [G]listen [A]to your [D]dong

[BRIDGE]
Her [G]daughter's [G]disposition, although [D]blue, is always [A]sunny
She [G]never fails to [G]spread the news, "My [D]mom has sex for [A]MONEY!"

Spoken: "Still..."

[VERSE 3]
The [D]Ruby of the [D]Sea is the [Bm]best lay [A]ever
The [D]rich will find a [D]night with her will [Bm]never have a [A]flaw
The [D]Ruby of the [D]Sea is the [Bm]best lay [A]ever
She's [D]well-to-do (and [Em]Jester too) 'cause [G]of her [A]hwah hwah [D]hwahhhhhhhh!