Roller Derby Queen chords

[E7]Gonna tell you a story you won't believe
But I[A7] fell in love last Friday evening
With [B7]a girl I saw on the [A7]bar room TV scre[E7]en

[E7]Well I was just getting ready to grab my hat
When [A7]she caught my eye and I put it back
And I[B7] ordered myself a couple more [A7]shots and beers [E7]

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[E7]The night that [G7]I fell in love with a [A7]Roller Derby Qu[E7]een
(round and round, oh round and round)
[G7]Meanest hunk of women that [A7]anybody ever [B7]seen
Down in the arena

[E7]She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen
A bl[A7]eached-blond mama with a streak of mean
She [B7]knew how to knuckle and she [A7]knew how to scuffle and [E7]fight

[E7]The roller derby program said
That[A7] she was built like a 'frigerator with a head
Her [B7]fans called her Tuffy But [A7]all her friends called her[E7] Spike

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[E7]Round and round, go round and round
[A7]Round and round, go round and round
[B7] [A7] [E7]

[E7]Well I could not help it but I fell in love
With [A7]this heavy duty women I've been speaking of
Thing[B7]s were kinda bad till the [A7]day she skated into my [E7]life

[E7]Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat
But I[A7] never met a person who would tell her that
She's[B7] my big blonde bomber, my [A7]heavy-handed hackensack [E7]mama

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