Poontang Boomerang chords

[INTRO]
[Eb] [Gb] [Ab]

[VERSE 1]
[C]Met a girl on Tinder, Ab[Bb]out a year ago
[Ab]Ass felt like a beanbag, s[Bb]tinky down below
[C]She never got a call back,[Bb] I couldn't get on that f[F]attie
[Ab]Yeah, I went go[Bb]lfing 3 days later
Guess who [Db]shows up as my caddy

[CHORUS]
[Ebm]Poontang Boom[Gb]erang, ju[Ab]st can't throw her awa[Gb]y!
[Ebm]Dump her [Gb]ass on a friday night
She's ba[Ab]ck by Saturday (Sing it!)
[Ebm]Poontang Boo[B]merang...

[VERSE 2]
[C]My friend was getting married, I met the b[Bb]ride to be
[C]It was pretty obvious she wanted some of m[Db]e
[C]I told her just this one time, [Bb]I would make an exc[F]eption [Ab]
[Bb]Then she tried to suck my b[Db]alls at her wedding reception

[CHORUS]
[Ebm]Poontang Boo[Gb]merang, Give that shit a hurl
But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wi[Ab]nd up with that girl.
[Ebm]Poontang Boome[Gb]rang, Thought about going [Ab]gay
[Ebm]But Boomerang wang is even [Bbm]worse, they s[Db]ay! [F]

[HOOK]
[Ebm]You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better watch out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
[Eb]If you're tired of gettin' it around
[Db]You can take the next bus outta town
[Eb]But you can't get far enough away
That bitch will find you any day
Change your name and cut your hair
[Bbm]Move away to Timbuktu
[Eb]But I'm telling you right now
That boomerang tang will follow you
You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna fuck no more
[F]But you better look out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back

[CHORUS]
[Ebm]Poontang Boo[Gb]merang, That shit never fails!
[Ebm]Sure as a b[Gb]ear shits in the woods, and s[Ab]ail boats have sails
[Ebm]Poontang Boo[Gb]merang, Better wis[Ab]e up real q[Ebm]uick!
Bo-bo-boom[Gb]erang is o[Ab]ut there dangerous, down under on your dick
[Ebm]Poontang Boo[Gb]merang, Oh yeah!
[Ebm]Poontang Bo[B]omerang
[Ebm]Poontang Boo[F]merang [Gb] [Ab]
Aw yeah!