I Aint Buying What Youre Selling chords

[Chords]
D5 xx023x
A/D xx0220
G/D xx0003
A x0222x
G 3x0003
Bb6 x1303x
G/B x2x03x
Cadd9 x3x03x
F5 133xxx

[INTRO]
[D5] [A/D] [G/D] [D5]

[VERSE 1]
[D5]I don't need a crystal ball
To [A/D]tell me that I'll be
[G/D]Dead from liver failure
Just wait around and [D5]see
[D5]Don't need acupuncture
To [A/D]rid me of my pain
[G/D]I've got pharmaceuticals
And no plans to ab[D5]stain

[CHORUS 1]
Cuz I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling
Cuz I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling

[VERSE 2]
[D5]I don't need confession
To ab[A/D]solve me of my sins
[G/D]They're as much a part of me
As a fish is to [D5]his fins
And [D5]I don't need the government
Or a [A/D]social safety net
That [G/D]ponzi scheme will crash someday
If it hasn't started [D5]yet

[CHORUS 2]
And I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling
And I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling

[BRIDGE]
[Bb6]If I come across
As [G/B]if I am complaining
It's cuz you're [Cadd9]pissing down my back
And you're [D5]telling me it's raining
Maybe [Bb6]you believe the bullshit
Or [G/B]maybe you're just lying
But [Cadd9]I ain't [F5]buying

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[D5] [A/D] [G/D] [D5]

[VERSE 3]
[D5]I don't need conspiracies
Or [A/D]ufology
To dis[G/D]tract me from my happy life
Of mediocri[D5]ty
I've [D5]got a labradoodle
And I've [A/D]got the gift of song
And [G/D]when that's not enough
I take a ripper off my [D5]bong

[CHORUS 3]
And I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling
I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling
I ain't [A]buying, I ain't [G]buying what you're [D5]selling

[OUTRO]
[D5] [A/D] [G/D] [D5]