Please Mrs Henry chords

Capo 4th fret

[VERSE 1]

[A]
Well, I've [A]already had two beers
I'm [D]ready for the broom
[A]Please, Missus Henry, won't you
[D]Take me to my room?
I'm a [A]good ol' boy
But I've been [E]sniffin' too many eggs
[D]Talkin' to too many people
Drinkin' too many [A]kegs

[VERSE 2]

[A]Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty s[D]oon I'll be mad
[A]Please, Missus Henry, won't you
[D]Take me to your dad?
I can d[A]rink like a fish
I can cr[E]awl like a snake
[D]I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a [A]drake

[REFRAIN]

[A]Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
[D]Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm [A]down on my knees
[A]An' I ain't got a dime

[VERSE 3]

[A]Now, don't crowd me, lady
Or I'[D]ll fill up your shoe
[A]I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
[D]An' tonight I am blue
I'm a [A]thousand years old
And I'm a [E]generous bomb
[D]I'm T-boned and punctured
But I'm known to be [A]calm

[REFRAIN]

[A]Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
[D]Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm [A]down on my knees
[A]An' I ain't got a dime

[VERSE 4]

[A]Now, I'm startin' to drain
[D]My stool's gonna squeak
If I [A]walk too much farther
My c[D]rane's gonna leak
Loo[A]k, Missus Henry
There's on[E]ly so much I can do
[D]Why don't you look my way
An' pump me a f[A]ew?

[REFRAIN]

[A]Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
[D]Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm [A]down on my knees
[A]An' I ain't got a dime