Pianis Man chords

[INTRO]
[C] [G] [Am] [C] [F] [C] [D] [G]
[C] [G] [Am] [C] [F] [G] [C] [C] [F] [F]

[VERSE]
It’s[C] 9 o’cl[G]ock on a Sat[Am]urday [C]
The [F]regular cr[C]owd comes [D]along [G]
There’s an [C]old man[G] sitting n[Am]ext to me [C]
With a y[F]ounger man [G]stroking h[C]is schl[C]ong

He s[C]ays son[G] can you str[Am]ap on so[C]me mammaries
High[F] heels, bl[C]onde wig, [D]women’s c[G]lothes
‘Cause you’[C]re soft[G] and you’r[Am]e sweet, I [C]could eat you complete
From you[F]r blonde ha[G]ir right d[C]own to [C]your toes

[INTERLUDE]
[Am]La da [C]da de de Da [D7] [D7] [Am]
[C] [D7] [D7] [G] [G7] G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA

[CHORUS]
[C]Whack off [G]my dong it's a[Am] banana, m[C]an
[F]Whack off [C]my dong,[D] tonig[G]ht
Well we're a[C]ll in the m[G]ood for som[Am]e sodom[C]y
And [F]you'll keep us[G] squealing a[C]ll nig[C]ht

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[C] [G] [Am] [C] [F] [G] [C] [C] [F] [F] [C] [C] [F] [F]

[VERSE]
Now [C]John at[G] the bar is [Am]a friend[C] of mine
He'l[F]l suck off[C] a bloke f[D]or a fee [G]
But don’t b[C]e too f[G]ast to go [Am]spreading y[C]our ass
‘Cause h[F]is cock is [G]big as a t[C]ree [C]

He s[C]ays, Bi[G]ll, I believ[Am]e this i[C]s killing me
As t[F]he smile r[C]an wide 'c[D]ross his [G]face
'Cause I'm [C]sure I [G]could be a[Am] blue movie[C] star
If you'd[F] get your c[G]ock out of[C] my fac[C]e.

Oh la da da diddy ah (etc)
(should be sung with increasing effect of something large taking up more and more space in the singer’s mouth)

[Am]La da [C]da de de Da [D7] [D7] [Am]
[C] [D7] [D7] [G] [G7] G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA

[CHORUS]
[C]Whack off [G]my dong it's a[Am] banana, m[C]an
[F]Whack off [C]my dong,[D] tonig[G]ht
Well we're a[C]ll in the m[G]ood for som[Am]e sodom[C]y
And [F]you'll keep us[G] squealing a[C]ll nig[C]ht

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[C] [G] [Am] [C] [F] [G] [C] [C] [F] [F] [C] [C] [F] [F]

[VERSE]
Now [C]Paul is[G] a real esta[Am]te novel[C]ist
Who [F]never gets[C] primed fo[D]r his wif[G]e
And he's su[C]cking o[G]ff Davy, w[Am]ho's squirt[C]in' his gravy
And scre[F]amin' as if[G] for his l[C]ife [C]

And [C]the wai[G]ter is polis[Am]hing pen[C]ises
As t[F]he busines[C]smen slowl[D]y get bon[G]ed
Yes they're[C] sharin[G]g a sad li[Am]ttle circle[C] jerk
But it's[F] better tha[G]n beating [C]your ow[C]n.

[Am]La da [C]da de de Da [D7] [D7] [Am]
[C] [D7] [D7] [G] [G7] G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA

[CHORUS]
[C]Whack off [G]my dong it's a[Am] banana, m[C]an
[F]Whack off [C]my dong,[D] tonig[G]ht
Well we're a[C]ll in the m[G]ood for som[Am]e sodom[C]y
And [F]you'll keep us[G] squealing a[C]ll nig[C]ht

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[C] [G] [Am] [C] [F] [G] [C] [C] [F] [F] [C] [C] [F] [F]

[VERSE]
It's[C] a pret[G]ty good crow[Am]d for a [C]
Satu[F]rday And t[C]he manager[D] winks me[G] in code
Cause he’s [C]knows t[G]hat it it'[Am]s me they'v[C]e been coming to see
And late[F]r I’ll swal[G]low his lo[C]ad [C]

And [C]my orga[G]n, it feels [Am]like a c[C]arnival
And [F]the gerbil[C] , it smell[D]s like a [G]beer
And they fi[C]ll up m[G]y glass an[Am]d put stuff[C] in my ass
And say [F]man, does y[G]our wife k[C]now you[C]’re here?

[Am]La da [C]da de de Da [D7] [D7] [Am]
[C] [D7] [D7] [G] [G7] G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA

[CHORUS]
[C]Whack off [G]my dong it's a[Am] banana, m[C]an
[F]Whack off [C]my dong,[D] tonig[G]ht
Well we're a[C]ll in the m[G]ood for som[Am]e sodom[C]y
And [F]you'll keep us[G] squealing a[C]ll nig[C]ht

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[C] [G] [Am] [C] [F] [G] [C] [C] [F] [F] [C] [C] [F] [F]