Old White Man Chords & Lyrics - Tim Hawkins

[INTRO]

E-------------------------------|E
B-------------------------------|B
G----10-8-----10-8--------------|G
D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5--|D
A-10-------------------1s-3--3--|A
E-8----------8--------3---------|E

[C]Black socks,[Bb] no shoes, chuggin cans of [F]mountain dew
[C]T-shirt, boxer shorts, [Bb]Imma lazy boy [F]watching sports
And [G]eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
[C] (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

(Play the intro again)

[C]Work hard, pay the bills,[Bb] call my buddys fire [F]up the grill
[C]Hot dogs, baked beans,[Bb] love handle spillin [F]over my jeans
[G]And swattin flies with the back of my hand
[C] (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

[C]Shut this, close that,[Bb] get your hands off my [F]thermostat
[C]Flat screen, golf clubs[Bb] , makin payments on a [F]new hot tub
[G]Already spent my retirement plan
[C] (1 count)
Lord have mercy I'm an old white man