My Mom Is On Facebook chords

INTRO SOLO:
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook..)
Whyd you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true...
my mom just friended me!

[Am]Since she joined she [G]spends all her time
checking my news fe[F]ed.
[Am]My interests are no l[G]onger
bubble butts and sticky [F]weed.
[Am]She whacked my ass on [G]Mafia Wars
and Fl[Am]ixtered Youve Got Mai[F]l. [E]
[Am]She washed the colors w[G]ith the whites
[Am]and posted laundry fa[F]il (c[E]ause now)

[CHORUS]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]She found [G]a new[Am] way to nag[F] me. [C]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]Comments w[G]henev[Am]er friends [F]tag me.[C]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]She only g[G]ot it[Am] to stalk m[F]e. [C]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]My childho[G]od ph[Am]otos cock-b[F]lock me.[C]

[Am]My wall is not for e-mail,[G] mom,
youll never get it r[F]ight.
[Am]And gifting me some sexy[G] lips
dont mean a kiss goo[F]dnight.
[Am]She keeps on adding all my f[G]riends,
they just think shes a j[F]oke...
[Am]except for Steve who says that [G]shes
a mom hed like to p[F]oke. (Shes a M.I.L.P.!)

[Am]Mama read my 25 Th[G]ings
and each and every n[F]ote.
[Am]Now she knows I lost a [G]bet
and had to wax my [F]scrote.
[Am]Suggests new pages ever[G]y day
from hugs to Will and Gr[F]ace.
[Am]Its getting to the point Ill hav[G]e to
switch back to My[F]Space. (But not really!)

[A]Wrote in my s[F]tatus,
boss[C] is keepi[G]ng me at wo[A]rk. [F]
[A]Mom responded, [F]now I se[C]e
why you [G]told me [A]hes a je[F]rk.
[A]My boss saw it [F]and fired [C]me
and [G]moms the r[Am]eason wh[F]y. [C]
[A]Now Im starvi[F]ng and Im[C] lonely
[G]and Im pr[Am]obably g[F]onna die (b[C]ecause)

[CHORUS]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]Now Ive go[D]tta w[Am]atch every w[F]ord. [C] [G]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]Oooh, g[D]oddamn you, [Am]Mark Zucke[F]rburg. [C] [G]
[Am]My moms on F[F]acebook.
[C]Posted a [D]public [Am]reminder[F] ... [C] [G]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C] ..that [D]I came out of [Am]her vagin[F]a [C] [G]

[Am]My moms on F[F]acebook.
[C]Invited m[D]e to my cousins [Am]communion[F] . [C] [G]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]Its li[D]ke a famil[Am]y reunio[F]n. [C] [G]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C]Im tryi[D]ng not to b[Am]e bitte[F]r... [C] [G]
[Am]My moms on Fa[F]cebook.
[C] ...but s[D]he just found [Am]me on Twi[F]tter!

OUTRO SOLO:
My mom, your mom, his mom, Steves mom... all moms!
Theyre all on Facebook.