My Friend Chris Chords & Lyrics - The Menzingers

[Bm]The first sin that [Dsus2]I once told

Was [A7sus4]to my parents at [B6]ten years old

[G]I stole somethin' [Asus4]I'll admit it

But [E7sus4]not to priests or [G]crucifixes

[Bm]Me and my [Dsus2]best friend Chris

We [A7sus4]built our ali[B6]bis from bricks

[G]And when we were questioned [Asus4]we just read our [E7sus4]scripts

[Asus4]"I didn't do it"

[D] [Asus4/G] [Asus4] [E7sus4] [Dsus2]* [Asus4/G] [Asus4]

[2ND VERSE]

[Bm]The first crime I [Dsus2]did commit

Was [A7sus4]mischief night with [B6]my friend Chris

We [G]packed our bags with [Asus4]toilet paper,

[E7sus4]Bars of soap, and [G]egg containers

[Bm]And we targeted [Dsus2]everyone who [A7sus4]ever seemed to [B6]do us wrong

[G]Oh how the [Asus4]time turns [E7sus4]on [Asus4]

[1ST CHORUS]

And [D]maybe Einstein [Asus4/G]can express

The [Asus4]formulaic [E7sus4]mysteries of [Asus4/G]time

But I've lost the [Asus4]time

[Dsus2]* [Asus4/G]
And maybe Kafka was a writer

But [Asus4]I've been living [E7sus4]like my name is [Asus4/G]Samsa [Asus4]


[3RD VERSE]

[Bm]The first night I[Dsus2] got my fix

Was [A7sus4]with my brother and [B6]my friend Chris

We [G]stole my mothers [Asus4]Smirnoff vodka

[E7sus4]Mixed it with some [G]cans of Fresca

[Bm]We learned how our [Dsus2]parents lived

And [A7sus4]found that we were [B6]good at it

[G]Meet me at the [Asus4]bottom or in [E7sus4]between [Asus4]


[2ND CHORUS]

And [D]maybe Einstein [Asus4/G]can express

The [Asus4]formulaic [E7sus4]mysteries of [Asus4/G]time

But I've lost the [Asus4]time

[Dsus2]* [Asus4/G]
And maybe Kafka was a writer

But [Asus4]I've been living [E7sus4]like my name is [Asus4/G]Samsa [Asus4]


[OUTRO 2X]

[Dsus2]*
See you in hell

I'll see ya when I [Asus4/G]see ya

See you in [E7sus4]hell

I'll see ya when I [G]see ya


//let Dsus2* ring at the end

have fun! :D