Mrs Potato Head chords

[VERSE 1]
If you weren't [E]born with it
You can buy a couple [B]ornaments
Just be sure to read the [A]warning kids
Cause pretty soon you'll be [B]bored of it
[E]Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel [B]sexual
You can always call up a [A]professional
They stick pins in you like a [B]vegetable

[BRIDGE]
[E]Kids forever, Kids forever
[B]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
[B]No one will love you if you're unattractive

[CHORUS]
[E]Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, [B]is it true that pain is beauty?
[A]Does a new face come with a warranty?
[B]Will a pretty face make it better?
[E]Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B]How did you afford her surgery?
[A]Do you swear you'll stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together

Even if her face don't stay together

[VERSE 2]
If you want a little more [E]confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's [B]common sense
All you need's a couple more [A]condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some [B]compliments
It's [E]such a waste
When little girls grow into their [B]mothers face
But little girls are learning how to [A]cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they [B]suffocate

[BRIDGE]
[E]Kids forever, Kids forever
[B]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
[B]No one will love you if you're unattractive

[CHORUS]
[E]Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, [B]is it true that pain is beauty?
[A]Does a new face come with a warranty?
[B]Will a pretty face make it better?
[E]Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B]How did you afford her surgery?
[A]Do you swear you'll stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together

Even if her face don't stay together

[E]Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, [B]is it true that pain is beauty?
[A]Does a new face come with a warranty?
[B]Will a pretty face make it better?
[E]Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B]How did you afford her surgery?
[A]Do you swear you'll stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[E]Stay forever, Stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A]Stay forever, Stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[E]Stay forever, Stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A]Stay forever, Stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together