Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - South Park
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We all k[F]now of Rudolph an[Em]d his shining no[Dm]se [C]
And we al[F]l know Frosty who[Em]'s made out of [Dm]snow [C]
But all o[G]f those stories seem kind of...[Abm] gay
'Cause we all k[Am]now who brightens[Dm] up our holiday[G] [G7]
[D7] [G7] [C]
Mr. Hanke[F]y the Christmas [E]Poo [A7]
[Am]Small and brown[C] he comes from you [Am]
[Dm]Sit on the toile[G]t here he c[C]omes [Am]
[D]Squeeze him 'tween your festi[G]ve buns
A [F]present from do[Em]wn below [A]
[Dm]Spreading joy w[G]ith a "Howdy-Ho!" [C] [Am]
He's seen [Dm]the love in[G]side [Am]of you
'Cause he's [G]a piece o[C]f poo
[Ab]Sometimes he's nutty Somet[G]imes he's corny [C]
He can be brown[Bb] or greenish brown (Mm[Eb]mmhmmm!)
But if yo[F]u eat fiber on Christmas [G]eve [C]
[D]He might come to your town![C]
[C]Mr. Hanke[F]y the Christmas [E]Poo [A]
[Am]He loves me, I[G7] love you [G] [Am]
[Dm]Therefore, vicar[G]iously he loves [C]you! [Am]
[D]I can make a Mr. H[G]ankey too! (Pff[C]ffft)
Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh . He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he comes!
Howdy Ho!
[Eb]I'm Mr. Hanke[Ab]y the Chri[C7]stmas Poo
[Fm7]Seas[Bb]ons Greetings to [Eb]all of you!
[Bb]Let's sing songs and dance[Eb] and play [Cm7]
[F7]Now before I melt away.[Bb7]
[Ab]Here's a game I like to play [C7]
[Fm7]Stick me [Bb7]in your mouth and try [Eb]to say
[Bb]Howdy ho ho yum y[Eb]um yum
[F]Christmas Ti[Bb7]me has come[Eb] !
Sometimes[Ab] He's runny
Some[Bb]times he's[Eb7] firm
Sometimes [Abm]he practic[Db]ally water. [Gb]
Sometimes[B] he hangs off the end of you[Eb]r ass
And wont [Ab]fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off . and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hanke[F]y the Christmas [E]Poo [A7]
When Chris[Dm]tmas leaves he must le[C]ave too. [Am]
[Dm]Flush him down [G]but he's never gone [C] [Am]
His smell[D] and his spirit ling[D7]er on.[G] [C] [Ab] [Fm] [C]
Howdy Ho
And we al[F]l know Frosty who[Em]'s made out of [Dm]snow [C]
But all o[G]f those stories seem kind of...[Abm] gay
'Cause we all k[Am]now who brightens[Dm] up our holiday[G] [G7]
[D7] [G7] [C]
Mr. Hanke[F]y the Christmas [E]Poo [A7]
[Am]Small and brown[C] he comes from you [Am]
[Dm]Sit on the toile[G]t here he c[C]omes [Am]
[D]Squeeze him 'tween your festi[G]ve buns
A [F]present from do[Em]wn below [A]
[Dm]Spreading joy w[G]ith a "Howdy-Ho!" [C] [Am]
He's seen [Dm]the love in[G]side [Am]of you
'Cause he's [G]a piece o[C]f poo
[Ab]Sometimes he's nutty Somet[G]imes he's corny [C]
He can be brown[Bb] or greenish brown (Mm[Eb]mmhmmm!)
But if yo[F]u eat fiber on Christmas [G]eve [C]
[D]He might come to your town![C]
[C]Mr. Hanke[F]y the Christmas [E]Poo [A]
[Am]He loves me, I[G7] love you [G] [Am]
[Dm]Therefore, vicar[G]iously he loves [C]you! [Am]
[D]I can make a Mr. H[G]ankey too! (Pff[C]ffft)
Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh . He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he comes!
Howdy Ho!
[Eb]I'm Mr. Hanke[Ab]y the Chri[C7]stmas Poo
[Fm7]Seas[Bb]ons Greetings to [Eb]all of you!
[Bb]Let's sing songs and dance[Eb] and play [Cm7]
[F7]Now before I melt away.[Bb7]
[Ab]Here's a game I like to play [C7]
[Fm7]Stick me [Bb7]in your mouth and try [Eb]to say
[Bb]Howdy ho ho yum y[Eb]um yum
[F]Christmas Ti[Bb7]me has come[Eb] !
Sometimes[Ab] He's runny
Some[Bb]times he's[Eb7] firm
Sometimes [Abm]he practic[Db]ally water. [Gb]
Sometimes[B] he hangs off the end of you[Eb]r ass
And wont [Ab]fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off . and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hanke[F]y the Christmas [E]Poo [A7]
When Chris[Dm]tmas leaves he must le[C]ave too. [Am]
[Dm]Flush him down [G]but he's never gone [C] [Am]
His smell[D] and his spirit ling[D7]er on.[G] [C] [Ab] [Fm] [C]
Howdy Ho
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