Mr Finch chords

[G]My best friend once told me,
"Be [A7sus4]honest when you write
The [Cadd9]puns are simply punishing
Try [G]not to be so tr[D]ite”
But h[G]onesty’s not glamorous
It’s em[A7sus4]barrassing and lame
It’s w[Cadd9]riting this at 2 am
Sipping s[G]ix-dollar cham[D]pagne
[Em]That I bought from the [D/F#]only store
In t[G]own that sells past ten
[Cadd9]Because I have nothing to do
Once the w[D]orld has gone to bed
[Em]Damn, that sounds pat[D/F#]hetic
But [G]honesty, right, Mike?
It’s [Cadd9]just that I have the hardest time
Saying "g[D]oodnight” to the night

But that’s o[Cadd9]k
[D]That’s who I a[G]m
I’ve fallen be[Cadd9]fore and I’ll f[D]all aga[Em]in
Getting [Cadd9]up is what’s imp[D]ortant [G]in [D/F#]the [Em]end
And I get [Cadd9]better at that with [D]every single s[G]in

[G]Every day I tell myself
[A7sus4]Today is the day
I’ll [Cadd9]exercise for real this time
And do [G]what my doctors s[D]ay
Start m[G]edicating and stop grating
My [A7sus4]fingers ‘til they bleed
I’ll [Cadd9]be attentive; I’ll be a 10, kid
And [G]all that my wife n[D]eeds
[Em]Be more self-for[D/F#]giving
Trade perf[G]ection for progress
[Cadd9]Practice what my mom teaches
And be [D]half the man my father is
[Em]But how will I [D/F#]get there?
Feels like l[G]ight-years every inch
There’s not a [Cadd9]day that goes by that I don’t wish
I never [D]met you, Mr. Finch

But that’s o[Cadd9]k
[D]That’s who I a[G]m
I’ve fallen be[Cadd9]fore and I’ll f[D]all aga[Em]in
Getting [Cadd9]up is what’s imp[D]ortant [G]in [D/F#]the [Em]end
And I get [Cadd9]better at that with [D]every single s[G]in

The f[Cadd9]ashionista [G/B]in me
Says [A7sus4]don’t mix black and blue
But [Cadd9]I beat myself [G/B]up
‘Til I’m a [A7sus4]five foot nine-inch bruise
It’s what I [Cadd9]do [G/B] And I d[A7sus4]o it oh so well
[Cadd9]You give me your love
And all I g[D]ive myself hell

But that’s o[Cadd9]k
[D]That’s who I a[G]m
I’ve fallen be[Cadd9]fore and I’ll f[D]all aga[Em]in
Getting [Cadd9]up is what’s imp[D]ortant [G]in [D/F#]the [Em]end
And I get [Cadd9]better at that with [D]every single s[Em]in

I’m a [Cadd9]fuck up, I’m a fr[D]aud
I’m a h[G]ero, I’m a g[Em]od
I’m a [Cadd9]star, I’m crystal c[D]lear
As I burn [G]up in the atmos[Em]phere
I’m am[Cadd9]azing, I’m a wa[D]ste
The Patron S[G]aint of Saving F[Em]ace
I am [Cadd9]everything, I’m n[D]othing, I am [Em]me
And that’s f[Cadd9]ine if that is [D]all I’ll ever b[G]e