Monologue Song chords

CAPO 2

[C]

[C]I like gl[G]itter and s[Am]parkly dre[Em]sses.
[F]But I'm not gonna talk about that
[G]in my monologue.
[C]I like b[G]aking and th[Am]ings that smell like wi[Em]nter.
[F]But I'm not gonna talk about that
[G]in my monologue.

[C]La la la. La la la.

[C]I like writing songs a[G]bout douchebag[Am]s who cheat on me. [Em]
[F]But I'm not gonna say that
[G]in my monologue.

I like writing[C] their names into songs so they're a[G]shamed to go in public. [Am] [Em]
[F]But I'm not gonna say that
[G]in my monologue.

[C]

[C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la la[F] la. This is my musical [G]monologue.

[C]You might think I'd[G] bring up Joe, that guy who br[Am]oke up with me on the phone. [Em]
[F]But I'm not gonna mention him,
[G]in my monologue.

[C]Hey Joe, I'm doing real well!
[G]Tonight I'm hosting '[Am]SNL.' [Em]
[F]But I'm gonna brag about that
[G]in my monologue.

[C]La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
[C]And if you're wondering if I might be dating th[G]e werewolf from 'Twilight.' [Am] [Em]
[ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.]
[F]I'm not gonna comment on that
[G]in my monologue.

[C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la la[F] la. This is my musical [G]monologue.

[Am]
[Am]You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [Em]
and how [F]he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
[C]But there's nothing[G] more to say cuz everything's[Am] OK. [G] [F]
I've got security lining the stage. [F]

It's my 'SNL' monologue.
[C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la l[F]a la. This is my 'SNL' m[G]onologue.
[C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la la[F] la. That was my 'SNL' m[G]onologue.