Mcwar Was Nuts Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Cleuts And The Class 19

[INTRO]
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[VERSE 1]
[A]Now we learned a lot of stuff from Dunlap Hall
[A]And with so many lessons, we just can’t recall them all-
[Bm]From hyper-sonics, nukes, and quantum, and thoughts on future war
[E]To Uighur peasants boiling in leaky cauldrons
[A]But we thought we’d take some time to reminisce about the year
[A]And we hope you’re not offended, there’s no attribution here
[Bm]So, watch out for deer as this song tickles your ear
[E]Cause we’re on the bus from Quantico with war drums

[CHORUS 1]
[A]We learned that Jim Lacey’s nuts, and Doctor Shultz hates his guts
Danielle loves k[Bm]nitting, Deppert’s is qui[E]tting
We learned that Pr[A]ice gives all Bs, and Doctor Johnson //BREAK//who’s she?
MCWAR’s in sh[Bm]ambles, when Eskelund scr[E]ambles

[VERSE 2]
[A]Well Colonel Russell had style with a charming voice and smile
[A]Getting grades back on your papers? that would surely take a while
Cause he was packing up his [Bm]office, getting ready to retire
And he and Price[E] were making wine in their bathrobes
[A]Doc Morgan all agree, ‘s-really nice as he can be-
[A]But oughta teach his buddy Clark, to wash his hands after he pees
Cause most students at MCW[Bm]AR want to avoid HIV
And besides, //BRE[E]AK// [RORY] THAT’S JUST GROSS, MAN!...[RORY AD LIBS]

[CHORUS 2]
We[A] learned that Shultz drops F-Bombs, like ROLLING THUNDER in ‘Nam-
Sub-headings are for pus[Bm]sies, Nat’l power’s spelled DI[E]CME
We learned to n[A]ot give a crap, that Africa’s on the map
Let’s fight in As[Bm]ia! Europe? Nah As[E]ia!

[VERSE 3]
[A]We stole some NSA salads, split up trying to get to Offutt-
[A]Operation MEATDOUGHNUT, was quite catastrophic
But Colonel Price made u[Bm]p for all of these losses, by guzzling down pounds of British sausage [E]
[A]Well Lance’s voice was louder than the all dryers in the men’s room

You’d think Big sky’s tattoo sleeves were from a biker costume
[Bm]Rory’s attitude was harpooned and made into a cartoon
When he got devil-d[E]ogged on the train to Shanghai
[A]Kari stole a G.O.s house, Hisham rarely showed for class-
[A]Masa’s running speed and field goal kicks, kicked all Marine ass
[Bm]And you can bet SPUD will turn your country to glass –
Cause It’s [E]always on the table! //BREAK// Genocide!

[CHORUS 3]
[A]We just we don’t give two fucks, Flag Football kicked all our butts
Cause we can party, old fo[Bm]lks can party [E]
We lost those days of Jim T[A]horpe, and bowling’s more of our sport
With Peter Rya[Bm]n, limos we’re ridin’ [E]
[A]Chili sang us "Word up”, with Karaoke J-Chuck
His name is Luka[Bm] , but don’t let it spook ya [E]
We gave the French a new f[A]lag, and gave the Great Wall a tag
Berlin was epic, Calv[Bm]ados septic [E]
[A]Did Vinnie Powers attend? Carrie! //BREAK// The photo shoot HAS TO END!
Nak’s bobblehead champ, [Bm]One instructor has a tr[E]amp stamp //SLOW TO A CRAWL///
[A]We now have full knowledge cups, we’ll graduate with some luck
Cause it’s time to [Bm]party, commence the par[E]ty!!

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