Manpon chords

[VERSE 1]
i [C]got an itchy [Dm]ass and [F]some relief I [C]need
and [C]sometimes when I [Dm]scratch it my [F]bum begins to [C]bleed
in[C]side of my pants these [Dm]blood stains be[F]gin to now take [C]seed
and from this [C]never ending [Dm]torment I [F]need to be [C]freed

[CHORUS]
When you've [C]got a bleeding [Dm]ass all you [F]gotta do is [C]get yourself a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon
Just [C]take a piece of [Dm]paper towel [F]shove it in your [C]crack yes thats a [F]manpon [G] a [C]manpon
It [F]keeps the blood from [C]ruining your pants
but be [Dm]careful they tend to fall [F]out when you [G]dance

[VERSE 2]
i'm [C]glad that i have [Dm]found it so this [F]feeling I can [C]ditch
it's a [C]quite thrifty so[Dm]lution and there's no [F]need to be [C]rich
it [C]soaks up all the [Dm]moisture which helps [F]to relieve the [C]itch
and I'm [C]thankful to be [Dm]freed from that [F]ever nagging [C]bitch

[CHORUS]
When you've [C]got a bleeding [Dm]ass all you [F]gotta do is [C]get yourself a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon
Just [C]take a piece of [Dm]paper towel [F]shove it in your [C]crack yes thats a [F]manpon [G] a [C]manpon
It [F]keeps the blood from [C]ruining your pants
but be [Dm]careful they tend to fall [F]out when you [G]dance

[VERSE 3]
I [C]know that this [Dm]might not be [F]fun to talk [C]about
so i [C]wrote this little [Dm]song so we can [F]all scream and [C]shout
while em[C]bracing all our [Dm]buddies and [F]raising up our [C]stouts
be[C]lieve me if you [Dm]try it you [F]sure will have no [C]doubts

[CHORUS]
When you've [C]got a bleeding [Dm]ass all you [F]gotta do is [C]get yourself a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon
Just [C]take a piece of [Dm]paper towel [F]shove it in your [C]crack yes thats a [F]manpon [G] a [C]manpon
It [F]keeps the blood from [C]ruining your pants
but be [Dm]careful they tend to fall [F]out when you [G]dance

[CODA]
a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon
a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon
a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon
a [F]manpon [G]yes a [C]manpon