Little Pecker For A Weenie chords

[INTRO]
[G]Bump, bump, bump, bump..a [A]dump, dump, dump, dump, dump..

[VERSE 1]
NAME was[D] afraid to come out of the[A] water..
Afraid that his girl would see. [D]
For NAME didn't have much to start[G] with..

and cold[A] water really made it disap[D]pear.

[CHORUS]
[D]He has an [A]itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, [D]little pecker for a weenie..
[A]even small when it was[D] fully erect.
An [A]itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, [D]half a piece of fettuccine..
[A]You couldn't even see it when it[D] was erect

[VERSE 2]
he had a[D] date with a hot looking m[A]ama.
they parked their car and st[D]arted messing around.
she reached down to grab hold of h[G]is salami..
And cocktai[D]l sausage wa[A]s all that[D] she found

[CHORUS]
[D]He has an [A]itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, [D]little pecker for a weenie..
[A]even small when its fu[D]lly erect.
the[A]re's no way that he could plea[D]se her, probably couldn't even tease her
[A]You couldn't even see it when it[D]'s erect
(two, three, four, where'd you get that open sore.)

N.C.
(Pause) this song has a happy ending want to hear it?

[VERSE 3]
Now NAME fi[D]nally found his solution. [A]
he's found a girl who thinks h[D]e's got game
[D]she comes whenever he calls her. [G]
And chiq[D]uiata the ch[A]ihuahua is her [D]name.

[CHORUS]
[D]He has an [A]itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, [D]little pecker for a weenie..
[A]even small when its fu[D]lly erect.
An [A]Itsy bitsy teenie weenie, disa[D]ppears just like Houdini
[A]You couldn't even see it when it[D]'s erect