Kill Yourself Chords & Lyrics - Bo Burnham

[F]Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
[Dm]Have you ever felt two feet tall?
[Bb]Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
[C]I was anybody else at all."
[F]They like to kick you
[Dm]when times get rough
[Bb]And you give your all
[C]But it's not enough

[Bb]And sticks and stones might [C]break your bones
But [F]words can[Gm] break your[C] heart
And [Bb]if you don't know [C]where to go
I'll [F]show you [Gm]where to [C]start

[CHORUS]

[F]Kill yourself, [Dm]it'll only take a minute
[C]You'll be happy that you did it
Just go [Bb]over to your oven

And shove your head in it
[F]Kill yourself, r[Dm]eally, you should do it
There's[C] really nothing to it
Just [Bb]grab a mug

And chug a cup of lighter fluid

[VERSE 2]

[F]I sound un-empathetic
[Dm]I sound mean and rude
[Bb]Suicide is an epidemic
[C]And I don't want to be mis[F]construed
Signs of depression [Dm]go overlooked
So if [Bb]you're depressed
Then y[C]ou need to book
A [Bb]therapy session
Tal[C]k about your depression
[F]Let a [Gm]professional [C]hear it
But i[Bb]f you search for [C]moral wisdom
in[F] Katy P[Gm]erry's [C]lyrics, then

[CHORUS 2]

[F]Kill yourself, [Dm]it won't be painful
[C]If you are able
To [Bb]give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
[F]Kill yourself, [Dm]it's over, mull it
[C]There's a trigger, pull it
[Bb]Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

[VERSE 3]

[F]Stick your tongue in a plug
[Dm]Suck a pipe of exhaust
[Bb]Make some toast in the tub
[C]Nail yourself to a cross
[F]Hold your breath till it's gone
[Dm]Drink a gallon of mace
[Bb]Be gay in Iran
[C]Let Oprah sit on your face

[F]Jump off of a bridge
[Dm]Skinny dip in a flood
[Bb]Sky dive attached to a fridge
[C]Drink a Haitian guy's blood
[F]Break into the zoo
[Dm]Give a tiger a shove
[Bb]Eat a Phillips head screw
[C]Marry Courtney Love