Itd Be A Shame If Something Happened To Harvey Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Len Appleman

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[VERSE]
It'd be a [C]shame if somethin' happened to [G]Harvey
It'd be a [C]shame if something happened to [G]him
It'd be a [C]pity should calamity befall [G]him
Suffer a [D]demise both gruesome and [G]grim

They say the [C]brake lines on those big ol' [G]Mercedes
Tend to [C]fray with repetitive [G]use
The [C]fuel tanks have a way of [G]leakin'
And the [D]lug nuts tend to work themselves [G]loose.

Seems the [C]piano mover had a [G]seizure
Just when [C]Harvey was walking down [G]below
That big ol' [C]Steinway, it fell four [G]stories,
Don't think [D]anyone could survive that kind of [G]blow

[G]It'd be a [C]shame if somethin' happened to [G]Harvey
It'd be a [C]shame if something happened to [G]him
It'd be a [C]pity should calamity befall [G]him
Suffer a [D]demise both gruesome and [G]grim

Sat on my [C]iphone and butt-called a [G]mobster
"I'm sorry [C]sir, to disturb your after[G]noon"
"but while I've [C]got you on the phone, friend, let me ask [G]you
Would you be [D]interested in a job to [G]do?"

[SOLO]
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[C] [G] [D] [G]

[VERSE]
The air [C]sure is thin up in Park [G]City
Winds are [C]gustin' around those snowy [G]peaks
That heli[C]copter couldn't avoid the [G]mountain
It didn't [D]help that the hydrolic fluid had [G]leaked.
Everybody!

It'd be a [C]shame if somethin' happened to [G]Harvey
It'd be a [C]shame if something happened to [G]him
It'd be a [C]pity should calamity befall [G]him
Suffer a [D]demise both gruesome and [G]grim
Suffer a [D]demise both gruesome and [G]grim [C] [G]