Ironic Chords & Lyrics - Avril Lavigne

[F#]an o[B]ld m[F#]an turned nine[G#mi]ty-eight
he won the [F#]lotte[B]ry and [F#]died the next [G#mi]day
it's a [F#]black [B]fly in your [F#]chardo[G#mi]nnay
it's a [F#]death row [B]pardon two [F#]minutes to [G#mi]late
isn't it i[F#]ronic[B] ... don't you t[F#]hink [G#mi]
chorus: it's like [F#]rai[B]n on your [F#]wedding [G#mi]day
it's a free [F#]rid[B]e when you've [F#]already [G#mi]paid
it's the good [F#]advic[B]e that you [F#]just didn't [G#mi]take
[A]who would have [E]thought... it [F#]figures
mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
he waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn't this nice..."
and isn't it [F#]ironic[B] ... don't you [F#]think? [G#mi]
[CHORUS]
well [B]life has a funny way of sneaking [F#]up on you
when you think everything is okay and [G#mi]everything's going right
and l[B]ife has a funny way of helping y[F#]ou out when
you think everything's gone wrong and [G#mi]everything blows up in your face
B F# (B very short)
a traffic jam when you are already late
a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
it's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
and isn't it [F#]ironic.[B] .. don't you [F#]think? [G#mi]
a little too [F#]ironic.[B] .. and yeah i [F#]really do think.[G#mi] ..
[CHORUS]
l[B]ife has a funny way of sneaking up on [F#]you
l[B]ife has a funny, funny way[F#] of helping you o[B]ut -- helping you out