Imposter Syndrome Chords & Lyrics - Sidney Gish

[VERSE 1]

[G] Un[Em]fortun[C]ately I [D]am
[G] My o[Em]wn dog, m[C]y own fur c[D]ompani[D#m]on
[Em] My own old [A]lady on a forum
[C] Who types in [Cm]glittery decorum

[G] Un[Em]fortunat[C]ely I [D]take
[G] Mys[Em]elf out [C]walking every [D]day [D#m]
[Em] I hand my [A]legs to the feet and
[C] I give my [Cm]head to the leash

[CHORUS]

[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] What’s a human [E7]being gotta be like
[Am] What’s a way to [D]just be competent
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life

[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] Was it a mis[E7]take to try and define
[Am] What I’m certain’s [D]mad incompetence
[G] These sweet instincts[Am] [Bm] [Cm] ruin my life

[VERSE 2]

[G] I c[Em]an't smell w[C]ell, or tell t[D]he time.
[G] Not K[Em] through 8[C] , nor K - 9[D] . [D#]
[Em] (For human, [A]grossly underqualified
[C] For canine, [Cm]grossly overqualified)

[G] I do[Em]n’t blend [C]in at Pet-[D]Smart
[G] That tru[Em]th rem[C]ains for the [D]Wal[D#]mart
[Em] 'Cause in either [A]case they say to me
[C] "What the fuck is [Cm]lost in aisle 3?"

[CHORUS]

[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] What’s a human [E7]being gotta be like
[Am] What’s a way to [D]just be competent
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life

[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] Was it a mis[E7]take to try and define
[Am] What I’m certain’s [D]mad incompetence
[G] These sweet instincts[Am] [Bm] [Cm] ruin my life

[SOLO]

[Am] [D] [G] [E]
[Am] [D] [G] [G]
----Key Change---- [If chords become too hard, play previous chords in the verse and chorus with capo on 2nd]
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]

[VERSE 3]
[A] Just [F#m]watch me, m[D]oving far a[E]way
[A] No[F#m]body e[D]ven knows my n[E]ame a[Fm]nd
[F#m] No one sus[B]pects that I’m not fine, and
[D] Nobody [Dm]outs behavioral Frankenstein

[A] Just [F#m]look at [D]Victor in L[E]A
[A] And Syd [F#m]with the [D]y; State U of [E]A, [Fm]
[F#m] And all the [B]majors at the labels -
[D] Rebooting [Dm]soon as I am able

[CHORUS]
[Bm] Every other [E]day I’m wondering
[A] What’s a human [F#7]being gotta be like
[Bm] What’s a way to [E]just be competent
[A] These sweet instincts [F#7]ruin my life

[Bm] Every other [E]day I’m wondering
[A] Was it a mis[F#7]take to try and define
[Bm] What I’m certain’s [E]mad incompetence
[A] These sweet instincts [F#7]ruin my life

[OUTRO]
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] Da da da da [F#7]da da dadada
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] These sweet instincts [F#7]ruin my life

[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] Da da da da [F#7]da da dadada
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] These sweet [F#7]instincts ruin my life

[Outro Chords]
[Bm] [E] [A] [F#7]
[Bm] [E] [A]