Im Gonna Blow Myself Up Chords & Lyrics - Paul And Storm

[VERSE 1]
[D]You think you’re so [A]smart
[G]You think you’re so [A]cool
[D]Because you won [A]big
[G]When the divorce judge [A]ruled

[CHORUS 1]
[D]He said sell the [D7]house
Give the money to [Bm]you
But you haven’t won [A#]yet:
Guess what I’m gonna [A]do?
I’m gonna [G]blow myself [D]up

[VERSE 2]
[D]People say that it’s [A]dumb
[G]And I’m an unbalanced [A]man
[D]But the logic is [A]clear
[G]In my foolproof [A]plan, as follows:

[CHORUS 2]
[D]I’m gonna blow myself [D7]up
So you don’t get what you [Bm]want
And I’m gonna be [A#]dead
So you’ll feel really [D7]bad
And you’ll wish that you’d [Bm]been
A little nicer to [A]me
I’m gonna [G]blow myself [D]up

[VERSE 3]
[D]It’s the perfect [A]solution
[G]I heartily recom[A]mend it
[D]For every slight and in[A]trusion
[G]And every time you’re of[A]fended

[CHORUS 3]
[D]Your boss is a [D7]jerk
A long line for one [Bm]clerk
You can’t find your [A#]keys
Nothing good on [A]TV
Just [G]blow yourself [D]up

[OUTRO]
[D]Kids won’t do their chores
[A]Just blow yourself up
[D]The dog peed on the floor
[A]Just blow yourself up
[D]The waiter’s taking to long
[A]Just blow yourself up
[D]Got no idea for a song
[A]Just blow yourself up