If You C Jordan Acoustic chords

Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.

[INTRO]
[G] [Bm] [D] [F] [Em] ( x2 )

[VERSE]
[G]I have a sto[Bm]ry, a bitter an[D]them
For [F]every[Em]one to hear
[G]About this [Bm]kid who just don't [D]like me
And [F]that's a [Em]solid fact
[G]They say he's hunt[Bm]ing me, and [D]as you see
I'm [F]all swelled [Em]up with fear
[G] (pm) [Bm] (pm) [D] (pm)
Cause' I can't get him off my back
If [F]you [Em]see

[CHORUS]
[G]Jordan, if [Bm]you see [F]Jordan
He [C]makes me
[G]Sick, he [Bm]makes me [F]sick
[C]High school's
[G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C]
And you [G]still w[Bm]on't q[F]uit [C]

(Repeat Intro x1)

[VERSE]
[G]You tried to fig[Bm]ht me down at[D] Tyler's beach
And [F]man I [Em]think that's great
[G]You nearly crie[Bm]d and said to [D]yell at you
Like I [F]do at [Em]all the girls
[G]You drove home [Bm]real quick, did you make[D] it
In [F]time to [Em]masturbate?
[G] (pm) [Bm] (pm) [D] (pm)
There's one too many of you in this world
If [F]you [Em]see

[CHORUS]
[G]Jordan, if [Bm]you see [F]Jordan
He [C]makes me
[G]Sick, he [Bm]makes me [F]sick
[C]High school's
[G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C]
And you [G]still w[Bm]on't q[F]uit

(Repeat Intro x 3)

[VERSE]
[G]You say it's [Bm]chivalry, well it's[D] jealousy that
[F]Led us [Em]to this song
[G]Won't play it [Bm]often, just at least[D] until
You're gone[F] [Em]
[G]You'll stop at no[Bm]thing but the real th[D]ing and everything
[F]Up to [Em]that's pretend
[G] (pm) [Bm] (pm) [D] (pm)
You tried to brainwash all my friends
If [F]you [Em]see

[CHORUS]
[G]Jordan, if [Bm]you see [F]Jordan
He [C]makes me
[G]Sick, he [Bm]makes me [F]sick
[C]High school's
[G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C]
And you [G]still w[Bm]on't q[F]uit

Fuck you

[OUTRO]
[G]Jordan, [Bm]fuck you [F]Jordan
You[C] made me
[G]Sick, you[Bm] made me [F]sick
[C]High school's
[G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C]
I don't car[G]e if you dye your [Bm]hair
You'll always [F]be a little red-head [C]bitch!

Repeat Intro x 4