I Hate Your Family Chords & Lyrics - Tripod

[INTRO]
[C] [Csus]

[C]I'm lighting a candle[G] , as I'm looking thro[E7]ugh my window [F]

To the town square, t[C]he snow covered streets are lonely and bare[G] , [F]

yeah [C]

[C]The town Christmas tree, winks moc[E7]kingly at me, [F]

Cause I should [Fmin]be spending Christmas with yo[G]u. [Dmin] [G]


[F]I wrapped my last gift[G] and put the cellotape away, [Amin] [G] [F]


[Dmin] [G] [Amin] [Amin/G] [Amin] [Amin] [Amin]/[G]
Checked the answering machine

[F]And in the distan[G]ce, a choir s[Amin]ings [G] [F]

Abo[G]ut the joy that Christmas brings

[C]And it's maki[G]ng me feel blue, [F]

Cause I should[C] be spending Christmas with you, [G] [F]

But it br[C]eaks my heart that that's the place[E7] I just can't be, [Amin] [G] [F]

[G] [F] [F/E] [F] [F]/[E] [F] [F/E] [F] [F/E] [F] [F]/[E] [F] [F/E] [F] [F/E] [G] [C]
Cause I hate your family.

[C]The day I met [G]you,

I knew you c[E7]ould get me through. [F]

When we're alone, my wo[C]rld is complete, you're all [G]that I need. [F] [C]

[C]But when your family call, [G]

they shi[E7]t me up the wall, [F]

Spending time wit[F]h them just makes my brain bleed.[G] [C]

And it's makin[G]g me feel blue, [F]

Cause I should [C]be spending Christmas with you, [G] [F]

But I'd rat[C]her string my nuts up to a[E7] Christmas tree, [Amin] [G] [F]

[G]Cause I hate your family.

[Dmin]The night I first me[G]t them,

The dog[Amin] was [G]drunk[F] ,

[Dmin] [G] [Amin] [Amin/G] [Amin] [Amin] [Amin]/[G]
And your father threatened me with a knife.

[F]Your sister showed m[G]e

Her coll[Amin]ection of e[G]els[F] ,

And what[G] she did then will stay with me for life. [C] [G]

[F] [F] [F]/[G] [F] [F/G] [F] [F]/[G] [G]
And it's making me spu,

Cause I should [C]be spending Christmas with you, [G] [F]

But I'd rath[C]er drink a tumbler fu[E7]ll of walrus wee, [Amin] [G] [F]

[G]Cause I hate your family.

[C]With your broth[G]er doing dick tricks at the table, [F]

[C]I can't belie[G]ve your mum asked me to play spin the bottle. [F]

Yeah I'd rather[C] be enclosed in a b[E7]ox of killer bees, [Amin] [G] [D7]

Yeah I'd rathe[C]r be attacked by g[E7]iant chimpazees, [Amin] [G] [D7]

Yeah I'd rather[C] wear a suit designed[E7] by Jenny Keye [Amin] [G] [F] [Fmin]

Your mum[C] is dumb[G] [F]

And your[C] dad i[G]s mad [F]

[G] [C] [F] [F/G] [F] [F]/[G] [F] [F/G] [G]
And that's why I'm so sad

Spoken Part:
[C] [G] [F] (repeat as many times as desired)

[G] [C]