I Hate Everything chords

Capo 3

Intro: [Am] [G/B] [C] [D] then end the intro hitting [C] [G] [G]

[G]He was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down

When he ordered up his third one he looked around
[C]Then he looked at me an said I do believe I'll have on[G]e more
He said I hate[Am] this b[G/B]ar and I hate to [C]drink
But on [Am]second thought [G/B]tonight I thi[C]nk [D] I hate eve[G]rything

[G]Then he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down

And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
[C]And I picked it up he said thank ya bud I put it in his ha[G]nd
He said I p[Am]robably ough[G/B]ta throw this one a[C]way
Cause [Am]she's the reason I[G/B] feel this w[C]ay [D] I hate ever[G]ything

[CHORUS]
[C]Well I hate my job and I hate my life
And if it [G]weren't for my two k[D/F#]ids I[Em]'d hate my ex-wife
[C]I know I should move on and try to start again
But I [G]just can't get ov[D/F#]er her [Em]leaving me for him
Then h[Am]e shook his head and loo[G/B]ked down at his r[C]ing [D]
said I hate everyt[G]hing

[G]He said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail

Is really not a home its more like a jail
With a swim[C]ming pool and a parking lot view man its just great [G]
I ha[Am]te summer, wi[G/B]nter fall and sp[C]ring
[Am]Red and yellow p[G/B]urple blue and g[C]ree[D]n I hate ever[G]ything

[CHORUS]

[SOLO]
(like the Chorus)

[G]So I pulled out my phone and I called my house

Said babe I'm coming home we're gonna work this out
I paid for his drink[C]s, and I told him thanks [C]
Thanks for everythi[G]ng

[-END]

OBS: Important not to play the low E string on the [G/B] chord!

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